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so i have a scene due for my playwriting class on wednesday. it is a scene between a father, mother, and son. the father comes home from work drunk and bitching. what i need is a line for the son that completely undercuts the father's authority, undercuts his manhood, etc. the only way i can justify the father's actions at the end of the scene is if the son completely emasculates the father.

since i often find that many of the best ideas and lines come from real-life, my question to the pit is what is the worst, most undercutting, emasculating thing you have ever said to your father.

for an example, one time when i was 12ish, my brother was doing something that i normally would have gotten yelled at for and possibly sent to my room. i complained to my dad because he wasnt doing anything about it and his response was basically, "shut up, youre not the father". so i said, "well apparently no one else is either". ive tried to use that, but i cant smoothly work it into the context of the situation.

tl;dr: what is the most undercutting, emasculating thing you have ever said to your father.
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#4
hahaha no wonder mom left you!
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You'll never be able to screw your wife like i can...


haha

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You'll never be able to screw your wife like i can...




Hit the nail on the head, my friend.
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Quote by angusfan16
You'll never be able to screw your wife like i can...


well...the kid is 12...i guess technically it could work but...

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#10
Usually a good old F uck you or I just leave for a while when he pisses me off
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#11
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FAIL



Idiot.

Secksing your mom is almost the funniest thing you can do.
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#12
my friends step dad uses cialis, so next time he yells at him he just says "Cialis" really quickly and it shuts him right up


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Idiot.

Secksing your mom is almost the funniest thing you can do.

Sigged!
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Idiot.

Secksing your mom is almost the funniest thing you can do.

+1

Its so funny I giggled right after the orgasm.

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#17
'Yeah?! YEAH?! Well, you liek mudkipz, you drunk bastard!'
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You'll never be able to screw your wife like i can...

Oh shi... XD


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I tried
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Idiot.

Secksing your mom is almost the funniest thing you can do.



i wanted to sigg this =/ oh well
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Well, he grabbed my moob, so I punched him. Nothing really verbal though.

...moob?
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...moob?

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[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Man Boob
Manmalry gland
Man Breast
Masculain Juggulars
Man Cans

BEER STORAGE RECIPRICALS!

LMFAO



i just made this up but here it goes.

ill never be a good father to my kids because i never had one myself
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[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Man Boob
Manmalry gland
Man Breast
Masculain Juggulars
Man Cans

BEER STORAGE RECIPRICALS!
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"what The ****?!!"
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#28
I dont think ive EVER said anything remotly harsh to my dad now that I think about it....
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#29
I once told my dad, "You're not gonna like how this one ends, hot shot." Then I made a threatening gesture.
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I dont think ive EVER said anything remotly harsh to my dad now that I think about it....

Aww really?
Poor you!

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[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']Man Boob
Manmalry gland
Man Breast
Masculain Juggulars
Man Cans

BEER STORAGE RECEPTICALS!

fix'd reciprocals are fractions flipped around like the reciprocal of 3/4 is 4/3
#34
well you could just say "i dont know what you are bitching about considering i am raising this family better than your drunk ass could."
#35
I can't think of anything. I don't argue or fight with him. He's just an incredibly reasonable man.
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fix'd reciprocals are fractions flipped around like the reciprocal of 3/4 is 4/3

Correction not needed.
See.

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#37
Secksing your Mom behind Dad's back is the pinnacle of emasculation.....especially if Mom enjoyed it more with you, than with Dad. Lets just say in my case it lead to a messy divorce and my Dad with a severe inferiority complex...oh, and I have a "brother" that is deformed and lives in a bubble.
#39
I've never gotten into that kind of fight, but as for lines:
"No wonder grandfather hated you"
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Quote by iceman_8319
I've never gotten into that kind of fight, but as for lines:
"No wonder grandfather hated you"

hmmm.....

i got one.

"Wow and i thought my math test was a mess up."
"Grandpa didnt have retakes for that mistake"
*points to father*
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