#1
anybody have some good ones? and please, no "lost my electron, i'm positive" jokes. those and the like.
#4
a neutron walks into a bar, and orders a drink. after, he asks the bartender how much he owes. the bartender says "for you, no charge

a proton goes to get an hiv test and when the doctor gets the results he says "your positive LOLASMNDASLOLOL!!!!
#6
Why did Na and O break up?

There was no connection between them!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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#7
i lost my electron, i'm positive
Originally posted by primusfan
When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#8
Alcohol is not a solution - it's an organic compound!
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#9
Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
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#11
What happened to the guy stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery.
#12
What happened to Avagadro in the alleyway last night? - He got Mole-ested

A cookie for anyone who gets it
#13
Sodium and chlorine got married. What did chorine call herself? Chloride!
its supposed to sound like bride, chloride.


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#14
How did potassium,nickel, and iron kill the man.
With a KNiFe
#15
Quote by robertito696
What happened to Avagadro in the alleyway last night? - He got Mole-ested


aha good one
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#17
Quote by Skierinanutshel
no it isnt. its a functional group


Quote by Encarta
Alcohols are a class of organic compounds containing the hydrogen and oxygen hydroxyl group, OH, attached to a carbon atom.


Oh yes it is.

Quote by robertito696
What happened to Avagadro in the alleyway last night? - He got Mole-ested

A cookie for anyone who gets it


You made me choke on my drink

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#18
Quote by robertito696
What happened to Avagadro in the alleyway last night? - He got Mole-ested

A cookie for anyone who gets it


haha i get it. avagadro's number.

one of the few things i remember from chem. honors 1 last year
#19
lol wowww this is funny bein in chem gettin all these dumb jokes...

and to robertito avogadros # yeah- #of particles in a mole etc.

i feel so nerdy
#20
Quote by CrimboJones
What's the dullest element?
Bhorium!

Aha! BOREium! Oh man...

Or Boron =|


MC name = Bearrorism
#21
Quote by robertito696
What happened to Avagadro in the alleyway last night? - He got Mole-ested

A cookie for anyone who gets it



haha 6.02 X 10^23
#22
Quote by robertito696
What happened to Avagadro in the alleyway last night? - He got Mole-ested

A cookie for anyone who gets it


Avogadro's number, 6,023 x 10^23.

Good one though.

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Last edited by DespisedIcon at Nov 10, 2008,
#23
Quote by DespisedIcon
Avogadro's number, 6,023 x 10^23.

Good one though.

you were beaten to the punch my good sir!
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#24
Quote by robertito696
What happened to Avagadro in the alleyway last night? - He got Mole-ested

A cookie for anyone who gets it


Avagardo's number, 6.022x10^23 atoms in a mole and all that jazz.

Cookie plaze

EDIT: **** they beat me to it.
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#25
Quote by SickorSaneSF
Avagardo's number, 6.022x10^23 atoms in a mole and all that jazz.

Cookie plaze

EDIT: **** they beat me to it.



Back when I did chemistry we just made jokes about the small fuzzy tunnel-dwelling animals, not alleyway rape

I feel so innocent.
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#26
Quote by jmilli2
What happened to the guy stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery.


lolz
probably my favorite and the avogrado one was good too.
#28
Quote by freedoms_stain
Chemistry is a joke.

Take that Guitardude19!

Indeed. Fuck chemistry.
#30
Quote by Skierinanutshel
in soviet russia, chemistry fucks you!

No, that would be their nuclear power.
#31
Rofl, i knew my chemistry degree would be good for something
Why is the rum always gone?
#35
Probably been done but..

What do you call NaCl with a knife?

A salt with a deadly weapon.
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#36
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitant.
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