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Okay I work in retail, K-Mart to be exact but just for reference in this thread K-Mart will be replaced with HELL.

Okay I started work in hell about middle AUGUST and everything was cool up until like a couple of weeks ago... I just so happen to be working Layaway (it bites like majorly), I used to spend maybe 20 min's in layaway total in the course of a 6 hr workday, but now I’m spending 3 hrs straight in there dealing with nothing but people complaining that I’m not moving fast enough and that they want their stuff NOW, crying babies, fat angry black people, and crap like that. And all the while I have to run sports all by myself, so I’m running back and forth for 9 hrs straight. Not including the countless stops helping an old man find where the nose clippers is.

Needless to say I’m going to be quitting here very soon and I’m going to need some revenge ideas...

And also if you have any gaytastic story’s about the wonder that is retail during the holidays, please make me feel like not killing myself for once…

XOXO
-Chris
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#2
Bah Humbug !
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#3
Just quit or stop complaining.
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#5
What did you expect?


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#6
K-mart sucks. There's only shit in there and it's going out of business soon anyway (at least it should)
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#7
You are wrong. You didn't begin working in a theater cleaning up popcorn a month before The Dark Knight was released.

That is a more accurate representation of hell, my amigo.
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#8
Maybe you should tell the old man he can't clip his nose?

Just a suggestion.
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#9
You're a pussy.
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#11
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You're a pussy.
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This.

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#12
I worked at the Bay last Christmas, and it was sweet. Til they fired me cause I was seasonal.
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#13
OH, BOO-HOO, I HAVE TO DO MY JOB!

Fuck you. I'd KILL to have your job. See, my family can't AFFORD Christmas.
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This.

Pussy.

If you cant take the heat....get out of Hell.


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on a diffrent note, anyone noticed how hard it is to get a job now that we are in a recession ? just sayin....
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#18
Nah but its like the only job around that i can get... because of all this economy BS

They have like maybe an average of 20 people on the floor but me being the only one who know's layaway i'm pretty much on my own. I mean they expect me to do that sports and the other day made me do electronics along with that... i just think its a tad screwed up myself
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#21
Work at Meijer :P

Seriously, you can either quit or tough it out. I started my retail job in June and have had to put up with crap all the time, but I don't plan on quitting. I know things will be hell between Thanksgiving and New Years, but that's only around a month. Then things will get really REALLY slow for a few months, so enjoy the fact that time goes quicker when you're busy.
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OH, BOO-HOO, I HAVE TO DO MY JOB!

Fuck you. I'd KILL to have your job. See, my family can't AFFORD Christmas.


i don't think need to kill to get TS's job u just need to be human and alive and bam u can be TS

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#23
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K-mart sucks. There's only shit in there and it's going out of business soon anyway (at least it should)

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#26
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Work at Meijer :P

Seriously, you can either quit or tough it out. I started my retail job in June and have had to put up with crap all the time, but I don't plan on quitting. I know things will be hell between Thanksgiving and New Years, but that's only around a month. Then things will get really REALLY slow for a few months, so enjoy the fact that time goes quicker when you're busy.


POINT TAKEN GOOD SIR.
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This has to do with Christmas how?


Christmas Shopping Much?
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#28
Retail during the holidays is very hectic. You should've known that before you got the job.
I'm going into my third year at Target, and it isn't as bad as you complain. Just help the guests quickly, apologize and suck up to anyone who complains and your day will go by extremely quickly.
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#31
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Retail during the holidays is very hectic. You should've known that before you got the job.
I'm going into my third year at Target, and it isn't as bad as you complain. Just help the guests quickly, apologize and suck up to anyone who complains and your day will go by extremely quickly.


Well i mean Target and Walmart used to have layaway i think but they got rid of it... So that means that we're the only one's that i know of that do it anymore. And where the ecomomy is so screwed people dont have as much money as they used to, so they're more likely to use layaway than they we're last year. So bassically they come there and for some reason treat everyone in their path like total crap.

But it is pretty fun being sarcastically nice to some people
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You're a pussy.
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This makes me glad I don't have a job.
#34
dude, be happy you have a job. ive been hunting for like a year now, but nobody is hiring anymore. i had a few chances, but lost out because i was too young/someone older also handed in an apllication
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#36
dude, i worked at toys r us during christmas last year, dont even talk to me about harsh retail enviornment during the holiday!
#37
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Okay I work in retail, K-Mart to be exact but just for reference in this thread K-Mart will be replaced with HELL.

Okay I started work in hell about middle AUGUST and everything was cool up until like a couple of weeks ago... I just so happen to be working Layaway (it bites like majorly), I used to spend maybe 20 min's in layaway total in the course of a 6 hr workday, but now I’m spending 3 hrs straight in there dealing with nothing but people complaining that I’m not moving fast enough and that they want their stuff NOW, crying babies, fat angry black people, and crap like that. And all the while I have to run sports all by myself, so I’m running back and forth for 9 hrs straight. Not including the countless stops helping an old man find where the nose clippers is.

Needless to say I’m going to be quitting here very soon and I’m going to need some revenge ideas...

And also if you have any gaytastic story’s about the wonder that is retail during the holidays, please make me feel like not killing myself for once…

XOXO
-Chris

why did you take the time to replace k-mart with HELL, and then never ever reference it again in your paragraph? good sir, what kind of education are they giving you in HELL?
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#38
Yes, revenge on your employer... you do realise they will be giving you a reference should you want another job. It will look amazing when you pulled some stupid stunt to piss them off. Think before you act moron.
#39
Could somebody please post that picture of that toddler with the constipated look on its face?

Please?!?!?!
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