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#1
when you guys dont have a condom what do you use instead?
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#3
Take it out at the last second.

100% success rate.

Edit: I imagine that surgical gloves would work well.
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#9
Abstinence. Have all the sex you want, with a condom. Don't have sex without a condom and don't try to use something as a condom, unless it is actually a condom. I think I said condom enough.
#12
Blow job.

Or abstinence.

Or take my car, drive to the nearest 24 hours convenience store. Buy a condom and have fun all night long.
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#13
"Take it out at the last second.

100% success rate."

If you wanna have kids, that is, lol
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#18
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Take it out at the last second.

100% success rate.

Edit: I imagine that surgical gloves would work well.




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#24
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#26
*tune of BYOB*

Fluids start leaking
Bed starts creaking
Learn the art of Pulling-Out
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#27
Dude, just go buy a box of condoms. They shouldn't be any more than 5 bucks.
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#28
Believe it or not, pulling out is quite effective. Less then 5 in 100 women will become pregnant if you actually pull out.

You see, precum does not contain semen, despite what your health teacher said.

However! If you do orgasm, then the next time you do it, your precum WILL have semen. This is because the precum is picking up the semen still in your urethra.

tl;dr

Pull out can work the first time, and if you have nothing else, you should try it. But You really should just wear a condom or get some pills
#31
I'm sarting to think that people are just saying random words...
Anyway, Surgical glove, or, if you're willing to shell out a grand or two, Vasectomy
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#32
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Dude, just go buy a box of condoms. They shouldn't be any more than 5 bucks.


planned parenthood gives them away for free. copious amounts of rubbers.
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#33
Condoms? What are those?

*looks it up on the all-knowing Wikipedia*


That would explain why I have 14 kids....

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#34
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Believe it or not, pulling out is quite effective. Less then 5 in 100 women will become pregnant if you actually pull out.

You see, precum does not contain semen, despite what your health teacher said.

However! If you do orgasm, then the next time you do it, your precum WILL have semen. This is because the precum is picking up the semen still in your urethra.

tl;dr

Pull out can work the first time, and if you have nothing else, you should try it. But You really should just wear a condom or get some pills

precum is chock full of semeny goodness, actually. you basically said "contrary to all evidence, precum does not contain semen" because u offer no evidence of your own
#36
Go to the store, and buy some condoms. Then cut the plastic bag to the appropriate size and have fun.
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#37
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Don't have sex. Ever.

Don't attempt to detect a joke. Ever.

Doing pretty good so far.

On the topic: that asshole method seems pretty good.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#38
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#39
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"daddy, where did we come from?"

"well kids, one night when i was about 17, i was reading an internet forum.....

...in which its members informed me that there is no substitute for a fresh, reputable brand condom when it comes to safe sex and I made love to your mother when we were ready to have you."

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
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