#1
THIS IS A REAL F**KING PROBLEM! CAUSE THEY ARE HOT, BUT THEY
1.) dont shower
2.) are shallow as balls in a deep end
3.) smell like dirty wiener sandwhichs
4.) listen to the same crappy music all girls listen to,(AFI, peaches, fall out boy, the vag. spankers etc.)
5.) and only lead me astray from actual all around good girls

-and after all of this, one will walk past and the only though ill think is *dang how i wanna plow that* yeah im with you pal, what the heck? answers? agreements?