#1
Be Guitar God in 30 Days
Rule the guitar neck" by learning The 3 killer guitar control secrets
****.com


has anyone ever come across this advert on guitar and music websites? I hate this false advertising it should be banned, no one can become even competent in 30 days let alone a 'guitar god'

what the F is a 'guitar god' anyway? - a modern term that would embarass even the greats
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#4
it gets away with it b/c "guitar god" is not legally measurable by a court
Glimsom wrote:
I fell several hundred feet, and hit the ground, and then Batman appeared. He said "You gotta press the Y Button to fly." Then I woke up.
#5
Your face should be banned.

Actually, the 'Do u leik Hannah Montana? Click 4 a free* laptop!' ones should take banning priority.

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#6
If by "gutar god" they mean being able to play a Beatles song or play powerchords...then yea...they're pretty accurate...
#8
Quote by CaptainRon
The 3 secrets:

1. Practice
2. Practice
3. Practice

Fuck, can't believe I wasted my money on this.

dear god
tell me youre kidding
Glimsom wrote:
I fell several hundred feet, and hit the ground, and then Batman appeared. He said "You gotta press the Y Button to fly." Then I woke up.
#9
Quote by roarinflames
it gets away with it b/c "guitar god" is not legally measurable by a court


Fuck, you're smart. I didn't think of that.
#10
this thread should be banned.

we have a forum just for bad ads.


but they don't take rants there, either.
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#11
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Fuck, you're smart. I didn't think of that.


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Glimsom wrote:
I fell several hundred feet, and hit the ground, and then Batman appeared. He said "You gotta press the Y Button to fly." Then I woke up.
#12
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
this thread should be banned.

we have a forum just for bad ads.


but they don't take rants there, either.



moaning git, everyone should be free to rant
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#13
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moaning git, everyone should be free to rant


*sits back and waits for SYK's responding flame*
#14
Quote by mattiwillohouse
moaning git, everyone should be free to rant



Sorry but I love it when people try to shut SYK up.
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#15
if you have a problem with a particular ad on UG, there's a forum for that. it's called 'bad advertising reports' and it's under 'site feedback'.

if you're whinging about an ad that you've seen elsewhere, shh, we don't care.
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