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#1
Ok. I've had this sore throat for about 2-3 days and it's buggin the shit out of me. It hurts when I swallow (i know haha swallow). Im a screamer in a band and we have a show on friday so what should I do to make it feel better? Help is appreciated.
#4
Drink honey, Neocitran(the lemon tea not the strips), Rubing your throat(That's what Axl and Vince Niel did when they got a soar throat)
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#7
Chloroform or whatever that stuff that you spray in your throat to numb it is called.
#8
orange juice too
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Chloroform or whatever that stuff that you spray in your throat to numb it is called.


NOT CHLOROFORM!!! chloraseptic is what your looking for i believe.
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hahahaha, what?

EDIT: haha try the chorlosceptic or whateever and ive heard honey does wonders... try getting some sleep too
#15
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NOT CHLOROFORM!!! chloraseptic is what your looking for i believe.



lol try it anyway, id pay to see someone do that onstage at a gig
#16
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#17
You're doing it all wrong you gotta open the throat and relax the jaw...


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#18
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hahahaha, what?



i just thought it would be funny to put TS in more pain


mwuhahahahaha
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


#19
Learn to scream properly.
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#20
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NOT CHLOROFORM!!! chloraseptic is what your looking for i believe.


Shh, the Pit likes date rape..

Yes, chloroform is the way to go, mate.
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#21
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Learn to sing.

This.

Honestly, scream vocals are girly and ruin your vocal chords.


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#23
Honey and lemon tea don't actually work. It only coats the throat, and may help alleviate pain, but it won't fix the problem. You probably need antibiotics son. It is flu season after all.

EDIT: On a side note, I'm reminded of a great pick up line.

"Can you please tell me if this smells like chloroform?" *holds up cloth to person's nose*
#24
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haha, Zorro AJ the penis in the toaster thing beats you, but nice try





couldnt TS just do both at the same time?
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#25
If it's been really sore for that long, you should go see a doctor. In the mean time, gargle with warm water and salt, drink hot water with lemon, and use throat lozenges. Really though, see a doctor.

^^ Antibiotics don't work for the flu.

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#27
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Honey and lemon tea don't actually work. It only coats the throat, and may help alleviate pain, but it won't fix the problem. You probably need antibiotics son. It is flu season after all.

Flu is NOT cured by antibiotics. Ever.
#28
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Honey and lemon tea don't actually work. It only coats the throat, and may help alleviate pain, but it won't fix the problem. You probably need antibiotics son. It is flu season after all.



way to be, flu is a virus
#29
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Flu is NOT cured by antibiotics. Ever.



You're right, but point being, he should see a doctor first. Especially if it's been near three days of pain.
#31
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You're right, but point being, he should see a doctor first. Especially if it's been near three days of pain.

Oh yes, but it's not unknown for doctors to prescribe antibiotics to people who insist that they need them, to make them shut up and go away. And that's really not a good thing.
#32
Note - Good advice:

Gargle salt water every so often, followed by warm milk with honey in it, followed by throat sweets, continuously for a couple of days. You'll be fine come Friday.
#33
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Fap...


if not then strepsils or summit


hahaha my God, I swear this is offered as a response in every damn thread!
#34
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hahaha my God, I swear this is offered as a response in every damn thread!

Yea, I'm sick of people responding to threads going "strepsils, mate".
#35
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Oh yes, but it's not unknown for doctors to prescribe antibiotics to people who insist that they need them, to make them shut up and go away. And that's really not a good thing.


Yeah this is true. But, we're not looking down this guy's throat, we can't see shit, and we're not doctors. He needs to go to the doctor, coming here for advice isn't going to help him, because he's just going to get recommendations for common remedies. The guy should go to the doctor just to rule out other things.

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#36
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Yeah this is true. But, we're not looking down this guy's throat, we can't see shit, and we're not doctors. He needs to go to the doctor, coming here for advice isn't going to help him, because he's just going to get recommendations for common remedies. The guy should go to the doctor just to rule out other things.

~Frussie



So it's agreed then?

GO TO A DOCTOR MON!
#37
Ive had that, one, I suggest, not singing, or trying to sing until then, keep talking to a minimum and tak strepsils thingss (Y)


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#38
eat lots of candy and dr pepper, also keep screaming as loud as you can. that way when you have to sing a little quieter, youll throat will be used to singing loud and it wont hurt
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#40
rub a cheese grater against your throat and smoke lots of cigs
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