#1
satan and god each present you with a button
press gods button(lets say its a white button) and everyone on earth gets to go to heaven but you go to hell
press satans button(this on can be red) and everyone on earth gets sent to hell and you get to be satans right hand man and have an qual share of power
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
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#2
Can i still suck satans ****??
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#3
They don't exist.

How is this possible?
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
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#4
I'll press the pink button.

Then everybody is happy
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#5
They don't exist.

How is this possible?

its just hypathetical
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#6
and where's the god/satan/heaven/hell don't exist option

and poll.

and white, because I'm cool like that.
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#8
Both.
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#9
Depends on how awesome heaven is/how much hell fails. I assume that since I'm in the presence of both God and Satan, that they would fill me in.

inb4 atheists being douches.
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#10
Quote by stratsrule1990
its just hypathetical


In that case, I'd press the red button.
I throw myself into the sea,
Release the wave,
Let it wash over me
To face the fears, I once believed
Tears of the Dragon, for you, and for me...
#15
Trick question. Push god's button, and you do an alturistic act, therefore granting you instant access into heaven. Pwnt.
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#18
Face Satan in a rock-off!

or press my button. It's black. If you press it, it divides by zero! mwahahahahahaha!!!

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#19
Devopast
Trick question. Push god's button, and you do an alturistic act, therefore granting you instant access into heaven. Pwnt.
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ok you win
fight the power... with peace

Originally Posted by Cockpuncher 2.0
Fail town, population you


When God said "Let there be light", Joey Jordison said "Say please".

Man is a universe within himself
Bob Marley
Pox!
#20
White. If it's anything like in Constantine, Satan will then cure me of cancer, and I get to go to Heaven.

Oh, and I get to hit Gabriel.
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#21
red button mother****a!!!! id be a kind hell ruler! but id pay back some of the annoying pit monkeys and abusive mods real good
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#22
I don't believe in hell as the fire and brimstone torturous place. Its a cold boring place, utterly distant from God. So the white button, i'd sacrafice myself for the human race.
#23
first. Maybe I wouldn't know what I'm getting into but as a side thought, I'd hope that my God would save me for doing such.
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