#1
This is dead serious, i googled and couldnt find anything.

I just hooked up with a girl who is sick and doesnt know what she has. She told me she had blood taken earlier today cause she has muscle pain for no reason and other things. She is pretty slutty.

I have surgery scheduled for friday and cannot afford to get sick, it may be deadly. What can i do to minimize the chances of getting sick?

i allready hit the mouthwash help me out!
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you shoulda lynched that nigger.

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#2
Say youre a germaphobe and sue hand sanitizer


Do not under any circumstances sleep with her until she tells you what she has
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#3
dude you could have contracted mono... in fact its fairly likely
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#5
it's probably tertiary syphilis
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#6
you hooked up with a chick that you refer to as slutty? You're a classy guy.
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#7
mono has a 4-6 week incubation. so i should be good for the surgery if its only that.
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you shoulda lynched that nigger.

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#8
lol
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#11
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dude you could have contracted mono... in fact its fairly likely



No dude, he's got syphilis.

That or Hepatitis C.

Maybe both
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#12
shouldnt have put it in her pooper! (N)
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#14
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#16
man just tell the hospital for 2 reasons.

1. They know better than the pit
2. Their the poor ****ers who have to be in contact with whatever you may or may not have caught
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#17
i just wanna know what to do in order to get germs outta my mouth or whatnot
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you shoulda lynched that nigger.

*spits in spittoon and feels up his cousin*
#18
haha, i hooked up with a chick 2 weeks ago and I literally spent the entire following saturday throwing up. Doctor said i had a stomach bug though...

you should grab some flintstone vitamins, eat one a day... or 2 because they are delicious. Then drink hella orange juice and drink A LOT of water to flush it through your body.
#19
haha, that's not the only place their going to be, things absorb pretty fast... Could gargle strong alcohol (40%+ for **** sake dont go and take a swig of white spirit) but it's probably a bit late for that if she has given you something nasty
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#20
It's Tumorsyphilisitisotis!
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#22
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shred it out...i recommend sweeps


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#23
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that stuff is just really high doses of vitamin c and other minerals and stuff
dosent really do anthing
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#25
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#26
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#27
It is clearly a textbook case of pneumoultramicroscopicsiliconvolcanoconiosis.

I recommend cough drops :P:
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#28
Not mono, not from her. Mono is contagious 4-6 weeks BEFORE symptoms are shown. If she's just starting to feel sick, you could've only gotten mono from her if you two ****ed 4-6 weeks ago. Once someone actually shows outward signs of mono, they are no longer contagious. Common misconception.
#29
what a bitch, she didnt tel you she was sick?

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#30
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Arpeggio sweeps AND slap back


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#31
Flu?
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#32
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Flu?

i'm not sure
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you shoulda lynched that nigger.

*spits in spittoon and feels up his cousin*
#33
Herpeceflitis.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#34
Drown yourself in rubbing alcohol.

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#36
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#37
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