#1
My girlfriend is messing around on uncyclopedia and looked up "Your mom". She sent me it and told me to look at the bottom where the family tree is.

Now UG, look at the top of it.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Your_Mom

EDIT: I DIDN'T ADD JOHN PETRUCCI! THE JOKE IS THAT HE WAS ALREADY THERE!
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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
Last edited by Silent_Jester13 at Nov 11, 2008,
#2
john pettruci.. well done.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#3
Look at the Goa Tse one, it's strange.

EDIT::: LOL WUT
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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Last edited by OzarkMDaredevil at Nov 11, 2008,
#4
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john pettruci.. well done.

YOU ****ING SPELLED IT WRONG.



...sorry.
#5
good one
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#6
what are we looking at exactly?
i see a few funny things.
love is love // return to dust
#8
IT SAYS JOHN PETRUCCI!!!1!!!1! I LIKE JOHN PETRUCCI!!!1!!11...what's that? JOHN PLAYS GUITAR!? I PLAY GUITAR!!111!!
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#9
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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#10
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IT SAYS JOHN PETRUCCI!!!1!!!1! I LIKE JOHN PETRUCCI!!!1!!11...what's that? JOHN PLAYS GUITAR!? I PLAY GUITAR!!111!!





http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SKMYeXkYcgs&feature=related
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You disgust me.


Quote by jack_off_joel
bro u are definately gay


Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


Quote by 100%guitarmad
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#12
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i lost...

read again
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