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#1
When we asked you guys to submit the list of qualities that your next boyfriend/significant other would have, you responded with such amazing answers, we had to compile them into one master list. Seriously ladies, print this bad boy out, tack it to your refrigerator, and use it as a constant reminder of what you deserve!


My Next Boyfriend...

1. …will not cheat on me.
2. …will recycle, donate to a cause, volunteer, and otherwise be a contributing member to society’s well-being.
3. …won’t put others down to make himself feel better.
4. …will treat everyone with respect.
5. …will have a job.
6. …will not smoke pot.
7. …will talk when the need arises versus trying to put it off until later.
8. …will not watch ESPN endlessly.
9. …will not judge me for watching bad TV.
10. …will not be jealous of my gay best friend.
11. …will not want to spend every waking second with me.
12. …will call and not text.
13. …will be tall.
14. …will be emotionally mature, available, and evolved.
15. …will not wear a cell phone holster.
16. …will know how to manage his money.
17. …will not be vain.
18. …will ask me how I’m doing and how my day was and actually care.
19. …will be content sometimes to spend the whole day in bed watching movies and eating takeout.
20. …will compliment me every now and then, especially when I’ve made an effort to look nice for a night out.
21. …will not be an alcoholic.
22. …will have goals, dreams, and the drive to achieve them.
23. …will understand that ‘No’ means ‘No.’
24. …will know how to do his own laundry.
25. …will text or call just to say ‘Hi.’
26. …will not live across the country.
27. …will consider a long distance relationship if he has to move away.
28. …will be interested in culture, music, art, and travel.
29. …will have read a book since high school.
30. …will not snore…much.
31. …will tell the truth.
32. …will be open-minded and non-judgmental of others.
33. …will put as much effort forth to find out about my day as I did about his.
34. …will learn how to communicate like an adult.
35. …will actually enjoying spending time with me.
36. …will be crazy about me as much as I will be about him.
37. …will not make me feel dumb or childish.
38. …will appreciate the art of foreplay.
39. …will not try to teach me when I didn’t ask to be taught.
40. …will wear plaid well.
41. …will want to go to sleep at night with me, and wake up beside me in the mornings, not on the couch.
42. …will have sex with his eyes open, most of the time.
43. …will appreciate my efforts to try new things.
44. …will talk to me when something bothers him.
45. …will love me for me—faults, imperfections and all—and love me all the more for them.
46. …will continually surprise me.
47. …will lovingly accept my neurosis.
48. …will have the ‘we’ team mentality.
49. …will stay with me through joy and pain.
50. …will have a backbone in the relationship and not be afraid to tell me ‘no.’
51. …will be a great kisser.
52. …will have a great sense of humor, but know when to be serious.
53. …will be more passionate in random moments.
54. …will know who he is as a person and be honest about that.
55. …will think I’m HOT, not just cute.
56. …will treat me as well as my friends do.
57. …will be able to laugh at himself.
58. …will have a regular sized temper than does not super-size itself randomly.
59. …will kiss me passionately every once and a while.
60. …will give me space.
61. …will not have a fixation with his ex.
62. …will not make me feel like I’m only second best.
63. …will be able to think more than two day in the future.
64. …will not go to bed at 9:30 pm.
65. …will have a good spiritual connection, but not enough to make me think he may want to be a priest.
66. …will want a family.
67. …will know what a commitment is and follow up that knowledge with actions that support it.
68. …will understand that relationships aren’t all perfect, and that sometimes fighting can resolve difficult issues.
69. …will like going out on a week night sometimes, rather than just watching TV.
70. …will be responsible with money.
71. …will get more satisfaction than dissatisfaction from his job.
72. …will appreciate that my child is my number one priority.
73. …will be able to deal with my pet.
74. …will talk dirty.
75. …will be confident in himself, but not egotistical.
76. …won’t have an extensive and publicly known porn collection.
77. …will trust me.
78. …will be more interested in sex because he wants to be with me, not because it’s sex and he just wants it.
79. …will love wine.
80. …will take out the trash and happily do the dishes.
81. ...will not take himself so seriously.
82. ...will not beat a dead horse of a conversation when we disagree, and try to strong arm to prove he is right
83. ...will not be selfish with his love when things don’t go his way.
84. ...will say he’s open minded and actually mean it
85. …won’t judge me by my past relationships.
86. …will not remind me of how hot girls are that are the complete opposite of me.
87. …will not push anal sex on me every time I’m on my period.
88. …will have sex with me while I’m on my period.
89. …will have already installed the filter that lets him know when not to say inappropriate, offensive things in front of me.
90. …will love that I have such a big heart.
91. …will be smart but not snide.
92. …will not have friends of the opposite sex who aren’t just friends.
93. …will love that I’m independent.
94. …will be okay with little displays of affection such as holding hands.
95. …will not be in trouble with the law.
96. …will like to go down on me.
97. …will not spend engagement-ring money on a Skeeball lane for his basement.
98. …will VOTE and not make excuses about why he chooses not to vote.
99. …will NOT be a manorexic gym fanatic.
100. …will stand up for me if someone unexpectedly attacks me, verbally or otherwise, and ask questions later.


Where do you lose at?
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97. …will not spend engagement-ring money on a Skeeball lane for his basement.


That's actually happened to enough women to make a top-100 list...?
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#5
Lost at one
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#6
the whole thing is pretty much bull sh**. Whats wrong with ESPN, and pot? And does everyone have to wear plaid? Haha good luck finding someone who meets HALF of the things on that list

Edit: Loss at 2
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#7
Pretty much most of those apply to me, yet i'm single. Women really don't know what they want.
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#8
I lose somewhere in the 90s between going down and skeeball lanes

Also I have a problem with this

will be content sometimes to spend the whole day in bed watching movies and eating takeout.


HOW CAN YOU STAY IN BED ALL DAY AND STILL GET TAKEOUT
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I refuse to look at this bull****
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#11
Lawls at 87 and 88
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#12
Pretty much most of those apply to me, yet i'm single. Women really don't know what they want.


You need to find more unrealistic women
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88 lmao
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

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#16
Number 97, dammit!

I NEED THAT SKEETBALL LANE HONEY!

Ive been told 51 is a problem for me too.
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#17
lol yeah pretty much a list compiled of bullshit. I have most (if not all) of those qualities but still think it's bullshit. most women dont know what they want and can want different things
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6. …will not smoke pot.
9. …will not judge me for watching bad TV.
16. …will know how to manage his money.
17. …will not be vain.
21. …will not be an alcoholic.
23. …will understand that ‘No’ means ‘No.’
24. …will know how to do his own laundry.
25. …will text or call just to say ‘Hi.’
30. …will not snore…much.
31. …will tell the truth.
37. …will not make me feel dumb or childish.
39. …will not try to teach me when I didn’t ask to be taught.
44. …will talk to me when something bothers him
75. …will be confident in himself, but not egotistical. (fail there)
79. …will love wine.
82. ...will not beat a dead horse of a conversation when we disagree, and try to strong arm to prove he is right
89. …will have already installed the filter that lets him know when not to say inappropriate, offensive things in front of me.
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88. …will have sex with me while I’m on my period.



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#21
lol lost at 27 damnit
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#22
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You need to find more unrealistic women

Or i need to do the exact opposite of that list.
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#23
My next girlfriend will NOT

1... choose to date me based on a ridiculous, unrealistic set of rules that she got from some chick magazine.
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#24
Most of them at the beginning were pretty realistic but as they went on they got stupid, like must wear plaid well, wtf?
#25
Who gave you permission to publish a list of half of my good qualities?
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#26
My next girlfriend will:

1. Not act like all the other girls who claim they want a nice guy, when in reality they're just saying that to make you think they're a better person.

Edit: Beaten, sort of.
#27
this list sucks and is unreal
if you dont agree write me a pm and ill make an entire thread devoted to how each of these standards is a waste of time
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#29
Good luck finding this guy, ladies.
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My next girlfriend will NOT

1... choose to date me based on a ridiculous, unrealistic set of rules that she got from some chick magazine.


1. Have boobs
2. Not have man parts
3. Not be a bitch
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55. …will think I’m HOT, not just cute.

Wouldn't anyone prefer to be called beautiful?
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My next girlfriend will NOT

1... choose to date me based on a ridiculous, unrealistic set of rules that she got from some chick magazine.

+10000000 GodofCheesecake
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#34
#72: screw the kid,I need to be number one
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1. Have boobs
2. Not have man parts
3. Not be a bitch


Yay for low standards!

And of course by low I mean REALISTIC.

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#38
13. …will be tall.

17. …will not be vain.

..hypocritical bitches.. lol
#39
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55. …will think I’m HOT, not just cute.

Wouldn't anyone prefer to be called beautiful?
Well, according to the last time I did that....

No. Not at all.
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45. …will love me for me—faults, imperfections and all—and love me all the more for them.




Funny, So according to this we have to love them for everything, faults and all. But its on a list of 100 things guys need be.
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