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I don't


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#3
and you want to know this why?
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#6
brah ?

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#8
Poison ivy. I'm not allergic.
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#10
Your mom does it for me.

On a more serious note, I wipe standing up, tissue folded, and only one swipe. There you go pervert.
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#11
You've had all of your threads closed and you still think that this is a good idea? Especially considering that this has been done before
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#13

/thread!
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#14
I wipe with tissue paper made from aborted fetuses. It makes my ass softer than a baby's bottom.
#15
With sandpaper.
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#16
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The dorms give us this 1 ply crap... i fold it until its about 3-4 ply.

where do you go to college? Is it IU?
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#22
I think the question is: Crumpling vs. Folding?

I fold my toilet paper. People who crumple their TP tend to grind it in, while folding tends to wipe your shit away better. It's not a dumb question, and it's not rocket science either.
#23
My ass is so hairy I cant wipe. Currently I have enough dingleberries to grow a shit rainforest.
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#24
I have a fire hose in my toilet. It's like one of those sissy french things, except it's extreme.
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#25
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I don't

You have mastered the art of aceing?

Ace.
To take a shit and have our butthole copletely dry afterwards makeing whiping pointless.

"Dude we are all out of TP but I aced so it's cool."
"When i took a dump at camp i wish i had aced, Now i have leavs stuck in my pooper."
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#27
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You have mastered the art of aceing?

Ace.
To take a shit and have our butthole copletely dry afterwards makeing whiping pointless.

"Dude we are all out of TP but I aced so it's cool."
"When i took a dump at camp i wish i had aced, Now i have leavs stuck in my pooper."


Uuuhh.. how do you know you aced it if you don't wipe at least once? I've had instances where it felt like I aced, but in fact was far from it.
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#30
You can't spare one square?
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#33
I scrunch it, but im pro at my scrunch technique


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#34
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But also leading studies show that people who fold tend to have smaller genitalia.


It's a fact.
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#36
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But also leading studies show that people who fold tend to have smaller genitalia.


Do you actually have a source for this? I mean it doesn't really bother me because even though I fold my TP I know how big my genitalia is and I'm more than okay with it. It'd just be real weird if there's an actual trend here.
#37
Sand paper and hot chili sauce, Wanna know where the inspiration for 'ring of fire' came from?
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#38
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Do you actually have a source for this?


rofl

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#39
Quote by KwikKopy
Do you actually have a source for this? I mean it doesn't really bother me because even though I fold my TP I know how big my genitalia is and I'm more than okay with it. It'd just be real weird if there's an actual trend here.

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#40
use the searchbar, this has been done (with a poll as well)
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