Poll: How do you view sweden?
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View poll results: How do you view sweden?
IKEA
10 10%
Polarbears
0 0%
Polarbears that shop at IKEA
13 13%
I think it's stoopid (Read: I'm norwegian and I'm jealous)
1 1%
Filled with drunks
2 2%
Sexy blondes
47 48%
Nice scenery (see above)
9 9%
Clogs and those weird outfits I forgot their name in swedish they're called "Folkdräkter"
5 5%
Norway ftw (obligatory stupid option)
8 8%
No opinion
3 3%
Voters: 98.
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#1
Inspired by the other threads about asking dirty foreigners about what they think of their country, I'll make an attempt to do the same.

Poll coming up in a thread near you. Choose which option fits your view the most.
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Last edited by Kensai at Nov 11, 2008,
#2
it's very very Swedish
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#5
Ikea
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#7
Well, it ain't 'murika, so it must not be freedomful and stuff.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#8
Quote by A8039077
Ikea


+1 thats all i know
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#9
I'm going to Sweden in a couple of years.

Your women put the rest of the world's to shame. Generally speaking.
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#10
polarbears that shop at ikea
and sexy blondes.
and there is probably some nice scenery there.
#12
I'm 50% Swedish, and after looking at my Mom and Grandma, I'm gonna go with all hot blondes.
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#13
Voted nice scenery. Not just the sexy blondes though, honest
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#14
If our liberals went to America they'd probably be kidnapped by the CIA for being commies.
#15
forget norway

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#16
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after looking at my Mom and Grandma I'm gonna go with all hot blondes.

...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#17
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Swedish Black Metal


who is that....


sweden ftw. your metal pwns.
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#19
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Voted nice scenery. Not just the sexy blondes though, honest


Liar

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forget norway

KENYA!


kenya please keep that in another thread?


(sorry, sorry, I'll go to bed now)
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#22
Seriously? Ikea, great economy, and sexy blondes in those outfits with the clogs and the frilly skirts.
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#23
I picked IKEA...


but seriously, Sweden seems like a great place to live.
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#24
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who is that...


Immortal.

Sweden generally means sexy women to me, not just the blonde ones
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#25
I love Sweden.

I went to Stockholm, Leksand (spelling?), and other places when i went and it was pretty sweet.

Oh, and Blondes
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#29
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Liar

No, see, I imagine you have a fair amount of hot brunettes and redheads too
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#30
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Immortal.

Sweden generally means sexy women to me, not just the blonde ones



thank you. not familiar with too much black metal. more of a death metal guy.
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#31
Quote by Gargantuan
Swedish Black Metal

Immortal isn't Swedish.

Also;
Quote by Malakian88
Hot girls and melodic death metal?

^This pretty much sums it up for me as well.
#33
Basically I think of Sweden as a magical wonderland filled with sexy blondes, ikea, a cool sounding language, Vikings, vodka and good healthcare.
#34
Socialism.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#35
ikea, blondes, metal, and crazy rally drivers. though the fins are better than you ont he last one
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#36
Quote by jetfuel495
Gothenburg? Melodeath? And let's not forget, the scenery


Gothenburg smells and everyone knows it

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Seriously? Ikea, great economy, and sexy blondes in those outfits with the clogs and the frilly skirts.




Oh yeaaaaaah
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
No, see, I imagine you have a fair amount of hot brunettes and redheads too


That's better
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#37
I see it just like Canada, except blonder.
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