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#5
Yes would be the simple answer
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#7
at least ur not dying of some terrible illness
Guitars
Jackson js30rr 6-string fixed bridge
Schecter Demon 6-sting fixed bridge
Ibanez RGR421EXFM 6-string fixed bridge
Amplifiers/Pedals
Peavy Envoy 110 40watt
Boss ML-2 Metal Core Distortion Pedal
MXR KFK-1 Ten Band Equalizer
#8
well son

atleast I picked up up that one time when you were drunk
"SO GLAD TO BE HERE I COULD JUMP OFF EVERY BRIDGE
BUT EVERYBODY'S GOT A ROPE AROUND ONE OF MY LIMBS
THEY'RE TRYIN' TO GET THEIR PIECE THEY KEEP ON TEARING ME APART
THEY WANNA GET INSIDE SO THEY CAN KICK AROUND MY HEART
"
#9
Drugs are your answer. Do them. Lots of them. Call a doc in the mornin' if you can see straight enough to find a phone.
mmmk.
#10
Quote by rock.freak667
yes, this thread can get closed

I lol'd so hard, I just shot my milkshake out of my nose.
Quote by Jackintehbox
This man knows his beverages.
Quote by 7daycrisis
^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I think I love you. I consider you a prominent UGer.
Quote by Stormx
90.200.36.223 is my IP. Try me.
#11
You could be dead?
Ibanez RG7321
Jackson Randy Rhoads V with Floyd Rose
Peavey Valveking 112
Digitech RP70 Guitar Processor
#12
lol it's funny how, just because you don't get women and you have suck at guitar. it means that your life is shit. get a grip
#14
Quote by Novacane...


Just be like this guy.



Yeah man flames are so badass.
Quote by crazy8rgood
This, stockylachy, if i was a woman, i would want you to have my babies...

Wait...
#15
You could stop making pointless threads, get off your computer, and go get a life.
Quote by ElMaco
My last pay check was £0 working 0 hours. I can't believe how easy it was
#17
you could have cancer, or be homeless, or have no food, or no family.
so yes.
Just call me Bobby
Member of the official GB&C "Who to Listen to" list
Quote by mikeyElite
you build guitars worthy of sexual favors

Quote by Invader Jim
if this party gets any livelier a funeral is gonna break out.
#18
you could be banned from UG
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#19
Methinks you should dedicate more time to fapping. Also, if no one likes you, it's always your fault. You probably think that nobody likes you because there's something wrong with them, but nobody likes some one that's a douchebag or mopey. Therefore, nobody likes you for those reasons or similar ones to those. Get a brighter attitude towards life. make some major changes for the better. Life is what you make it.
Corona Corona
#20
Quote by soccerguy6494
you could be black
<.<
>.>

i feel dirty

EDIT:
and to novacane: how did you get that pic up so fast? did you just have that lying around in your computer?



Yeah... and be President of the United States.


That one is not going to work anymore guys.
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#21
Yes.
*reported*
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#22
There have been a lot of anger pit goers this week. This is like the 5th "I freaking Pissing" Forum in the past couple of days.
Quote by Survivalism
The Dual Rectifier is my sexy finishing move.


Quote by Survivalism
Nobody knows the words to Evenflow, they all just go "bramamamamamamamamaamamamabooowwllofcornflakes"
#23
Just fap all your problems away.
Quote by hostilekid
shadesofanger, you're my hero.


Quote by GoldenBlues
So I was wondering, are black people capable feeling love? I mean can their brains comprehend that kind of emotion, or are they not programmed that way.
#24
Quote by Avedas
Go make some friends, practice guitar, and ask someone out.


Not that hard ??


1) Everybody thinks I'm an asshole and they are most likely right

2) I practice all the ****ing time because I don't have shit to do

3) No matter what I do girls seem to be uninterested and eventually try to avoid me
#27
Quote by Jericho114
Yeah... and be President of the United States.


That one is not going to work anymore guys.


right you are
XU
#28
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#30
Suicide is painless... I freaking love that song
Quote by crazy8rgood
This, stockylachy, if i was a woman, i would want you to have my babies...

Wait...
#31
Quote by sithian476
Drugs are your answer. Do them. Lots of them. Call a doc in the mornin' if you can see straight enough to find a phone.

i agree !!!! do it
your once gentle words are bleeding from my eyes ,screams of terror now fill my every breath...
#32
3) No matter what I do girls seem to be uninterested and eventually try to avoid me

dont try to hard, if you can tell they arent interested just be thier friend or get over em'
#33
A woman could cut your penis off and throw it out the window of a moving car.

Moral of the story, things can always get worse. Frankly, you're situation is that of a 14 year old drama queen. Thus, yes life could be a lot ****ing worse for you. I know people who have it way worse than you that are 10 times happier than you. Pull your head out of your arse.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#34
Quote by o_hai_dere
1) Everybody thinks I'm an asshole and they are most likely right

2) I practice all the ****ing time because I don't have shit to do

3) No matter what I do girls seem to be uninterested and eventually try to avoid me

1. If you can't love yourself, nobody else will

2. You are most probably not practicing effieciently.

3. Girls will go for any guy with charm and charisma, no matter how fugly they are.
Corona Corona
#35
You could be someone's bitch in jail. You could have diarea. You could have zits on your bum. You could be Detroit Lions fan. You could be eaten by a giant snake.
#36
Quote by Novacane...
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Just be like this guy.


That dude is the Ace Frehley of Guitar Hero!
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#37
Quote by o_hai_dere
Nobody likes me, I suck ass at guitar, I get no chicks

Can life get any ****ing worse?

well, this thread is full of fail so, yes it can get worse
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
XBL tag: cbiggs18
#38
o hai.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#39
Kill yourself now, being alive is not the answer to your problems
Ibanez RG7321
Jackson Randy Rhoads V with Floyd Rose
Peavey Valveking 112
Digitech RP70 Guitar Processor
#40
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the ladies love when i gyrate my ass in front of a graveyard
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