#1
I was playing bass in a chair, kind of awkward, all of a sudden I sneeze really hard

My head kind flew forward, my chin hit the bass-body part that sticks up, and snot got all over the fretboard.

I rubbed it on my pants to clean it up.

Anybody else ever do this?
#4
I once came bl-

Nevermind.
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#5
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I once came bl-

Nevermind.


If the end of that word is blankets, then I feel for you. That happened to me once. Didn't know what the hell was going in.
#6
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If the end of that word is blankets, then I feel for you. That happened to me once. Didn't know what the hell was going in.

Wow, i actually lol'd (in the literal sense of the acronym)
#7
Yeah a few times, but not that bad.
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#8
sounds like you're gonna have to sell. I'm sorry, but your immature tactics came back to get you, didn't it?
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#9
yeah i have a flu right now and before playing a solo i sneezed. but not in the fretboard, just in the body.
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#10
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If the end of that word is blankets, then I feel for you. That happened to me once. Didn't know what the hell was going in.


Wow this made me laugh out loud as well, which is unusual for me. I hardly ever laugh out loud when I'm alone and see something on TV/internet.
#11
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If the end of that word is blankets, then I feel for you. That happened to me once. Didn't know what the hell was going in.


That was a win post.