#1
so if your trying to tell someone to kindly **** off and u just tell them flat out i hate u get ****ed and they just laugh and still dont get the hint what do u do???
your once gentle words are bleeding from my eyes ,screams of terror now fill my every breath...
#2
You Falcon Punch them, that always works. You could kill them also, that is if you don't mind going to prison and getting ass raped by a guy named Julio.
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#3
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so if your trying to tell someone to kindly **** off and u just tell them flat out i hate u get ****ed and they just laugh and still dont get the hint what do u do???


Stop talking to them?
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#4
rape?
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#5
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Stop talking to them?

umm ya tried that b4 the kindly **** off part ......
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#9
Oh yeah I got another one, you could tell them that you want to make friends and that you what to send them a super cool picture in an E-mail. Then when he opens it it will be that certain Goatse picture. He will never talk to you again.
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#11
just be like

"yo bitch, stop fkin around i hate yo ass. If you don't leave ma alone, ima knock yo lights out foo. Now go make me some waffles or something"
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#12
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You grow up

its not about that seriously this dude smells like an outhouse lives in his mouth and says the stupidist shit iv ever heard in my life it makes me wanna slit his throat with a shank everytime i hear his voice while simultaneously digesting and throwing up my own stomach.....
your once gentle words are bleeding from my eyes ,screams of terror now fill my every breath...
#14
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Ignore him or something.

tried it....
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#16
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its not about that seriously this dude smells like an outhouse lives in his mouth and says the stupidist shit iv ever heard in my life it makes me wanna slit his throat with a shank everytime i hear his voice while simultaneously digesting and throwing up my own stomach.....



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its not about that seriously this dude smells like an outhouse lives in his mouth and says the stupidist shit iv ever heard in my life it makes me wanna slit his throat with a shank everytime i hear his voice while simultaneously digesting and throwing up my own stomach.....

calm down you social rejected outcast
#20
Try taking him aside and telling him seriously that you want nothing to do with him?
Frame him for murder and get him sent to jail for three consecutive life sentences?

If you act serious, and get a little aggressive, it should do the trick.

But really now, is there anyway to break up with a guy friend? I think Seinfeld proved this was impossible. Am I right?
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Try taking him aside and telling him seriously that you want nothing to do with him?
Frame him for murder and get him sent to jail for three consecutive life sentences?

If you act serious, and get a little aggressive, it should do the trick.

But really now, is there anyway to break up with a guy friend? I think Seinfeld proved this was impossible. Am I right?

ya not a friend at all i dont even know hwhy he fallows me around it drives me nuts all i do is insult him and he keeps at it
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#22
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ya not a friend at all i dont even know hwhy he fallows me around it drives me nuts all i do is insult him and he keeps at it


Maybe he's got a mancrush on you...

Or a crush crush...

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#23
eww ! wtf?
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#26
Like, don't be mean, or something, and then like...say..bye, and then leave.

Or you put up with it, you meanie fucknugget.
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#27
haha you said ****nugget
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#28
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its not about that seriously this dude smells like an outhouse lives in his mouth and says the stupidist shit iv ever heard in my life it makes me wanna slit his throat with a shank everytime i hear his voice while simultaneously digesting and throwing up my own stomach.....


i know a similar kid his name isn't mark by any chance
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#29
Dude he just wants to be your friend. If his breath smells that bad tell him and then he might brush his teeth. Or he might just want to rape you.
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#30
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i know a similar kid his name isn't mark by any chance

no ralph just his name nauseates me no pun intended
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#31
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haha you said ****nugget



Try being nice to him, and tell him he smells.
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#32
Steal his dog.
Teach said dog to bite one's penis off.
Release said taught dog back to its owner.
And wait.
#33
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Dude he just wants to be your friend. If his breath smells that bad tell him and then he might brush his teeth. Or he might just want to rape you.


Or tell him, and he'll get offended and leave you alone...

Cause honestly I'd get embarrassed if someone told me I stank and would most likely avoid them to avoid another embarrassment.
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#34
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Steal his dog.
Teach said dog to bite one's penis off.
Release said taught dog back to its owner.
And wait.



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