#1
IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO 4CHAN, DONT GOOGLE IT OR GO TO IT. EVER. IT WILL RUIN YOU. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANT BE UNSEEN!

Hi UG, /b/tard here,

After browsing /b/ for a long period of time, I have decided to leave it for good. It is far too vulgar and will get me in huge shit if my parents find out about the site, go to it, and see traps, CP, or some other wacked out shit on the first page.

I have tried quiting once but to no avail.

Plenty of lulz were had. Too much of them, in fact.

So, how do I successfully go about quitting 4chan and /b/?

How do I also delete any evidence that I was on it (besides just deleting the history lol)?

Hopefully my porn addiction shall go away as well.

Thank you UG, you are my home (for lulz) once again.
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#2
/wannabe.
Take your filth somewhere else, its not an addiction, its a silly young man trying to be tough over the internet.
#3
I always imagine the FBI or something monitors that site. But that wiggy guy posted some screen shots from it the other day and i found the conversations quite hilarious perhaps i will give it a shot.
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#4
It will never happen. Anon will find you and force you to say Candle Jack. Trust me on th
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#5
your only hope is the destruction of your computer... or maybe possibly make parental controls and type in a random password to **** yourself over?
#6
Just stop going. You'll realize how stupid the memes really are. Sure, some of them are funny, but basically all of them are dumb.

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I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#8
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It will never happen. Anon will find you and force you to say Candle Jack. Trust me on th

I laughed
#9
I honestly don't see what people love so much about the place. The one time I went there I couldn't gather what was going on in the conversations and there were just pictures of dead cats and stupid shit all over the place.
#11
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or maybe possibly make parental controls and type in a random password to **** yourself over?


exactly what I was gonna say
#12
The thing is /b/ has a certain Quality to it that makes it fun even if it's plagued with stupid stuff.

Goatseing people on blogtv is funny too.

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I lold
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The (Rather Basic) Rig:
- 1982 Marshall JCM 800 2204 (Feels good, man)
- 1960 Marshall AV Cab (Vintage 30s, Feels good, man)
- A shitty MIM strat
- Fulltone OCD (Jizztastic)
- Dunlop Classic Crybaby