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#5
these ****wads came to my town to protest a soldiers funeral...... i wanted to stick a realllllly big dildo in thier throats till the choked to death....... best thing i can tell you is to ignore them...... and i speak for all Kansans...... SORRY FOR PRODUCING SUCH A WORTHLESS ****BAG!!!!!
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#7
Now, I wouldn't usually condone a school shooting...

EDIT: Yeah, get everyone to pretend to be gay. EVERYONE.
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#10
Ponce around like a homosexual and flirt with the preacher.
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#11
See how many people you can get to show up and stand between them and whatever they're protesting this week. That kind of a counter-protest would be awesome if you could get enough people.
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#12
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these ****wads came to my town to protest a soldiers funeral...... i wanted to stick a realllllly big dildo in thier throats till the choked to death....... best thing i can tell you is to ignore them...... and i speak for all Kansans...... SORRY FOR PRODUCING SUCH A WORTHLESS ****BAG!!!!!

But you were too busy being on the UG forums....
#14
Please. Kill them.

For the love of god kill them, please. I beg of you. Gun them down! They are degenerate scum and should be killed. Brutally.
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#16
get your whole school to wear a pink outfit and act gay for the whole day!! Please do it!!!

Edit: who the heck is Matt Shepard?
#17
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But you were too busy being on the UG forums....


no i was at the funeral but i skipped school that day so i could go
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See how many people you can get to show up and stand between them and whatever they're protesting this week. That kind of a counter-protest would be awesome if you could get enough people.


+1
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Quote by Fritz621
these ****wads came to my town to protest a soldiers funeral...... i wanted to stick a realllllly big dildo in thier throats till the choked to death....... best thing i can tell you is to ignore them...... and i speak for all Kansans...... SORRY FOR PRODUCING SUCH A WORTHLESS ****BAG!!!!!

I'm pretty sure you don't.

On topic: throw oranges at them, that's how I keep the Jehovah's Witnesses away, they seem to be terrified of oranges being thrown at them
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#21
[quote="'-LeG[A"]cY-']Tell them you're a gay soldier.

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#22
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Now, I wouldn't usually condone a school shooting...

EDIT: Yeah, get everyone to pretend to be gay. EVERYONE.

+1

And have people where Heath Ledger shirts.


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#23
Sit outside the hall with protest signs, saying "God hates the Westboro baptist church." Then when they walk out tell them they're a bunch of sinners who are going to spend eternal damnation in hell. Hell, where tiny demons poke cutlery into your posteria.
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Sit outside the hall with protest signs, saying "God hates the Westboro baptist church." Then when they walk out tell them they're a bunch of sinners who are going to spend eternal damnation in hell. Hell, where tiny demons poke cutlery into your posteria.

I like that idea. And my gay cousin's, which is to go in there and start making out with his boyfriend as they have a service. Then when they get kicked out, go back the next Sunday morning and f*ck in there.
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#27
Get everyone to protest faggotry with them. Then they'll think you all have the matter under control and they will leave forever. It's killing two birds with one stone - you'll rid yourself of both the queers and the westboro baptists.

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#28
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I'm pretty sure you don't.



oh your right since Fred Phleps is such a f*cking hero
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#29
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Did you make that file, or is that legit?
I think it's not real, but I wouldn't put it past these kinds of people.


It's real. Go to their site (godhatesfags.com), click on upcoming pickets and scroll down until you see UVa/Laramie Project. The link opens that PDF.
#31
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It's real. Go to their site (godhatesfags.com), click on upcoming pickets and scroll down until you see UVa/Laramie Project. The link opens that PDF.



That's ****ing terrible. I've lost hope for our world if there are still people like that. I thought we were moving in the right direction.
#32
Counter-protest them. Or I have the best idea ever. Picket Fred Phelp's funeral. He's near;y dead.
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#34
I love how their zip code starts with "666"

and please, kill those motherfuckers from me.
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#35
Picket them trying to picket you. It's the last thing they'll expect. You may get engaged in a picket war, but as God hates soldiers they'll kill themselves.
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#36
Hang around them the whole time they are there and act/dress really camp. Start hitting on all the guys.
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oh your right since Fred Phleps is such a f*cking hero

Read the post, I said I'm pretty sure you don't speak for all Kansans
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#39
Those guys are ****ed up royally...

I say just go for the passive approach, violence never solves anything ever.

And if that doesn't work, just throw some rocks.

BIG rocks.

from some form of trebuchet.

Are you familiar with medieval weaponry?
#40
wear pentagrams and 666's, straight black trench coat with a white T that says "I Killed Jesus and So Did You"

Oh and Randomly Yell "Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ" during their stay.
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