#1
if someone dressed as an ultra hippy walks up to you out of nowhere, touches your arm, and says "you are now immortal"
how do you know you are actually immortal without risking your life?
this happened tome this morning btw.
#3
Oh no

Please tell me your joking or I'll show you how friggin mortal you are
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#7
I'd just live my life as I always would.

And if i'm really immortal, I'll just survive my death.
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#9
ultra hippy well, there's only one way to find out you know at least you can try to breath under water and see what happes
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#11
stand outside a hospital, and stab yourself
or better yet, stand over an open grave, and shoot yourself in the head
that way, you could even have a funeral before you died if it didnt work out how you wanted
#13
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#14
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if someone dressed as an ultra hippy walks up to you out of nowhere, touches your arm, and says "you are now immortal"
how do you know you are actually immortal without risking your life?
this happened tome this morning btw.

say ''ok, thank you'' and continue walking down the street like nothing happend
#15
Even if you were immortal, you wouldn't intentionally put yourself in danger... Unless you were an idiot. Are you an idiot sir?
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#16
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i dare you to fap to death and see if you're alive after

this is the best idea so far.
#17
Punch him in the face and steal his wallet. Who needs to care about immortality when you've got cash?
#19
You could rid the world of wannabe-emos!
You could kill yourself over and over again, earning their respect more and more untill you are so powerful you could control them all!
Then have them all commit suicide, thus removing their subculture from the planet! MWOEHAHAHA
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#20
Find gun.
Load gun.
Place gun to temple.
????
Profit?
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#22
well if you weren't going to take him seriously, you could have at least told him

Kjell was very upset.
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#23
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well if you weren't going to take him seriously, you could have at least told him

Kjell was very upset.

tell him i apologize
#25
Chances are the hippies made himself immortall as well so shoot him in the head, if he doesn't die then the chances are your probably invincible.
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#26
well being immortal doesn't come in handy really until you need it, so you'll know around then.
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#28
Stick as many things up your ass and see how long you can walk around with it. If that is > 1 day I think you are quite... gay?
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#31
Well, obviously, pass your immortality on to other people. Why should you be the only one?
#32
go to the quantum suicide thread,
there you'll find your answer:
you are immortal,
now shoot yourself!
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#33
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It wouldn't kill him, he'd just be dickless.

Dickless and immortal - I don't even know what I'd do.
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#34
Assume he was high and not think anything of it.

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#35
Just be like ''K, koo'.''
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#36
I would say: "If I were indeed immortal, would I be able to do this...?" and proceed to try and lick my own balls.
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#37
Challenge someone to mortal kombat....you'll come out on the other side unscathed. Even if you dont you got into mortal kombat before you died. Thats gotta be worth something
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#38
Continue like like normal. Then if I'm not, I won't die any sooner, but if I am, I still enjoy life and never die.