#1
How many things are you doing right now?

Me:
1.Typing this
2.Eating a burrito
3.YouTube
4.Watching CNN
5.Writing a Facebook note
6.Facebook chatting
7.IMDB Forums
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Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#2
I'm raping a midget while eating 2 racks of bbq ribs and writing my pokemon essay.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#3
1.Typing
2. Texting
3. Listening to music
4. Drumming
5. Math homework
6. Facebooking
7. Myspacing
8. Gaming
9. Fapping
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#7
Quote by username94
How many things are you doing right now?

Me:
1.Typing this
2.Eating a burrito
3.YouTube
4.Watching CNN
5.Writing a Facebook note
6.Facebook chatting
7.IMDB Forums

Awesome. You're just like my computer. Except I like being around my computer.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#8
1.Watching porn
2.Downloading porn
3.Looking at porn images
4.Ordering porn off the net
5.Googling more porn
6.Fapping
7Watching more porn on my tv
8.FAPPING SOME MORE
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Ibanez RG370DX
Peavey studio pro
Roland micro cube
#10
you cannot consciously multitask. You can only focus on one thing at a time. But I am typing this, then I'm gonna play a few guitar notes, then press "POST QUICK REPLY"
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#11
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1.Watching porn
2.Downloading porn
3.Looking at porn images
4.Ordering porn off the net
5.Googling more porn
6.Fapping
7Watching more porn on my tv
8.FAPPING SOME MORE


lol, you google porn.
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