#1
So if you have gone to elementary school or high school at any point in your lifetime (at least in the US), then you have probably done this before. For a spanish assignment i have to come up with 6 things to put in a 2 cubic foot time capsule that is to be dug up in 2000 years. the only part that is kind of stupid is that it is supposed to reflect the culture of 2008 so i cant put in badmotorfinger . anyway i thought the pit could have a field day with this so lets here what youve got.
#3
Fap.
Dildo.


Fap.
Newspaper from the day after Obama was elected.

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#8
i'd post the pear, but i don't want to get banned

so i'll do this:

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#9
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That UG Missile Silo we were supposed to buy.

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#10
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Include an iPod with Two Girls One Cup on it.



that is sick and cruel


...but i laughed
#13
A newspaper (recent obviously) that discusses the presidential election, the economy, and things like that.
Something that indicates how homophobic America still is, even in god damn f'cking 2008.
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#14
Alright. This'll be easy for the last 8 years.

1. Obama's election day victory news paper.
2. A picture of W. Bush and a monkey glued side by side.
3. An I Pod
4. Flavor of Love season 1 DVD (The day TV really did become absolutely and completely crap.)
5. A value meal off the McDonald's menu.
6. An obesity graph showing how fat and lazy the country is becoming.

I feel that these things sum up the 2000's so far very well.
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#15
that's a shame about badmotorfinger...
so i'd put Sacrament in.
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#16
Pokemon Red.

O Wait- 2008.

Pokemon pearl then i guess
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#17
Yea, pretty sad that the current generation/culture is so shit that scat porn is the best we can come up with as a cultural icon. I'm not taking the piss either; it's sad but very true.
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Alright. This'll be easy for the last 8 years.

1. Obama's election day victory news paper.
2. A picture of W. Bush and a monkey glued side by side.
3. An I Pod
4. Flavor of Love season 1 DVD (The day TV really did become absolutely and completely crap.)
5. A value meal off the McDonald's menu.
6. An obesity graph showing how fat and lazy the country is becoming.

I feel that these things sum up the 2000's so far very well.

Yea, this is probably the truth. Only 2 of those 6 things are actually worth being proud of, which isn't saying much about things today really.
#21
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I only know three people who have not seen that video.


if you are talking about 2 girls 1 cup then make it 4.

i will not ever watch that
#22
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if you are talking about 2 girls 1 cup then make it 4.

i will not ever watch that

Make it five, becuase I don't even know what the hell it is.
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#23
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Make it five, becuase I don't even know what the hell it is.



Make it six, because i wanna be included in the wacky fun.
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#24
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Make it six, because i wanna be included in the wacky fun.

Make it seven because I have social problems and desperately need to be a part of a group and gain acceptance.
#26
You should just get a load of people to jack off into it and seal it so it's airtight.
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Make it five, becuase I don't even know what the hell it is.



Seriously? Oh man look it up it's so great, you'll love it.
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#31
If you want to put the best music in it from the 2000's, that's a toss up between Metallica's "St. Anger" and Miley Cyrus' "Breakout".
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#32
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If you want to put the best music in it from the 2000's, that's a toss up between Metallica's "St. Anger" and Miley Cyrus' "Breakout".

Are trying to terrorist attack the future?

I'd put a timecapsule from the 60's in it, that has a timecapsule from the 30's
just to confuse people