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DRINK MATHEMATICS

This is pretty neat how it works out. This is cool beer math!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a drink. (try for more than once)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)

4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

You should have a three-digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a drink a week).

The next two numbers are .......

YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )

EDIT: sorry, copied it wrong. should work now. anyone who gets it wrong now is too drunk to not be stupid.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Nov 12, 2008,
I must have done it wrong..
~Domino?

This life's too good to last
and I'm too young to care.

Musics
Didn't work
GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN
It was 3 years off.

Got the first number right though.
fail
Nope. First number was right, not the next 2.
3 years off my age.
In short, fail.
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This, stockylachy, if i was a woman, i would want you to have my babies...

Wait...
Didn't work. It got the first digit correct, but my age turned out as 15 when I'm really 18.
Wrong.
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I'm not 14.
I'm a Fire, and I'll Burn.Burn.Burn.
..im not 11

This fails.
im not 15...the first number was right though
Beauty Supreme

Yeah you were right about me
Wrong.
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Im not 14
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R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
Sorry, didn't work.
you failed
sorry
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
Nowhere near.
Oh my love, though our bodies may be parted,
Though our skin may not touch skin
Look for me with the sun-bright swallow,
I will come on the breath of the wind

I'M UNCONDITIONALLY HERS
It worked
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Fail'd
LTD KH-602
Schecter Hellraiser C-8
Bugera 333X
Pedalboard:
Boss TU-2, HM-2
EHX Big Muff Pi w/ Tone Wicker
Crybaby From Hell
Way Huge Swollen Pickel
DeviEver: Legend of Fuzz
MXR Phase 90 Script, Carbon Copy, MC-401
I thought it was only two years off, but I just forgot how old I am
~Domino?

This life's too good to last
and I'm too young to care.

Musics
you guys must be drunk cause it worked for me
The Conservative youth of America!
I'm not 18, I'm 21.
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It worked

everyone who posts "fail" after kensai did it wrong
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I even lied on the times I'd drink to try and throw it off and it worked!
Write your own lyrics or poetry? Post them HERE for a crit.
completly right. cool.
daaaaaaamn, works no matter what number though
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UG's Flamenco Club
It was right for me
119
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
worked for me
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"all fatties report to the gym!"

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music should only sound like a train running into a wall of BC riches plugged into line 6 spiders
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everyone who posts "fail" after kensai did it wrong

And before.

You n00bs can't figure out anything for yourselves
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it worked!

hahaha i just shat a brick
Gear:
Maton MS503
Squier Strat
Randall RG75DG3+
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Digitech Jamman
Zoom G1

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Caramello wins life.

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Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
Omg, liek it wa5 right.

Srsly u guise, it wrks.
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And before.

You n00bs can't figure out anything for yourselves

no, before I had a mistake in it, I had a wrong number

but I fixed it!
worked nao
v CLICK v

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twas good for me

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I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.

A Brain Malfunction

Worked after edit =O
it worked, but it has **** all to do with drink really.
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no, before I had a mistake in it, I had a wrong number

but I fixed it!

I know. But they're still n00bs
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Hmm....drinking mathematics.....Germany.....

Coincidence?

EDIT: it worked btw
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
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I know. But they're still n00bs

I just noticed I've been here longer than you. How is it you're more popular!?

but yeah, you're right.
It worked for me, actually...

How strange.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway