#1
i need to know how to get this really terrible teacher fired from my high school.


any advice?
its funny cause its true
#2
well, to be fair i dont think teachers would make for a good alloy.
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#4
alloying? allo? ...hello? allo!
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#7
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well, to be fair i dont think teachers would make for a good alloy.


Oh, you'd be suprised...
#9
Lemme guess: You get yelled at for acting up, not doing any work, and general douchebaggery. This TEACHER is the terrible one, I'm sure.
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#10
Don't under any circumstances turn to /b/ to do your dirty work.

I know a kid who posted a teachers email on /b/ and asked the /b/tards to spam him.

Long story short, the kid got expelled and ran away to Ohio after a sexual harassment charge.
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#11
Well, first of all, the teacher actually has to do something wrong, you just can't not like her; second, you have to be able to prove she did something that was against the rules; third, you won't get her fired.
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#12
Quote by Six_One_Zipp
Don't under any circumstances turn to /b/ to do your dirty work.

I know a kid who posted a teachers email on /b/ and asked the /b/tards to spam him.

Long story short, the kid got expelled and ran away to Ohio after a sexual harassment charge.


funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#13
oh i spelled annoying wrong

and its this female religion teacher that sits at her desk playing solitair on the computer instead of teaching
its funny cause its true
#15
You need to be focusing on your school work.

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#16
Quote by Six_One_Zipp
Don't under any circumstances turn to /b/ to do your dirty work.

I know a kid who posted a teachers email on /b/ and asked the /b/tards to spam him.

Long story short, the kid got expelled and ran away to Ohio after a sexual harassment charge.


BTW, this is a 100% true story.

The thread was beyond epic... it destroyed this kids life.
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#17
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oh i spelled annoying wrong

and its this female religion teacher that sits at her desk playing solitair on the computer instead of teaching


*looks at keyboard*
*finds n*
*finds l*

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#20
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oh i spelled annoying wrong

and its this female religion teacher that sits at her desk playing solitair on the computer instead of teaching


Beats teaching lies, females can't have their own religion.
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#23
Write a 2 page essay on how much everyone hates the teacher and get your whole class to sign it. It worked for me...
#24
Make a hategroup about him on facebook. That should do the trick.
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#26
Quote by alice.in.chains
oh i spelled annoying wrong

and its this female religion teacher that sits at her desk playing solitair on the computer instead of teaching

I have trouble believing that this isn't exaggeration.

so your religion class consists of you entering the classroom, sitting down with no instruction for the entire duration of the lesson?
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#27
picture of your ****, in her desk.
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#28
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I have trouble believing that this isn't exaggeration.

so your religion class consists of you entering the classroom, sitting down with no instruction for the entire duration of the lesson?

Stop putting words in someones mouth.
#29
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I have trouble believing that this isn't exaggeration.

so your religion class consists of you entering the classroom, sitting down with no instruction for the entire duration of the lesson?

lolz thats exactly what i thought.....and anyways who cares there a bad teacher deal with it pussy

#30
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Stop putting words in someones mouth.

its this female religion teacher that sits at her desk playing solitair on the computer instead of teaching


he's deliberately wording it to make it seem worse than it is, why can't I? that wording implies she doesn't teach. I'm simply pointing out that this is almost inevitably an exaggeration.

I'd be willing to bet that she only plays solitaire on the computer while students are meant to be doing a task or are doing private study.
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#31
Send them a picture of you burning a bible covered in an American flag while wearing a Hitler 'stache and holding up a UG FTW sign all while arsepounding a headless goat.


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#32
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oh i spelled annoying wrong


You didn't just spell it wrong, you murdered it.
#33
Here's my help : grow the fuck up. You'll eventually turn 12 and won't care about your teachers anymore.
#35
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BTW, this is a 100% true story.

The thread was beyond epic... it destroyed this kids life.


I love /b/ sometimes
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#36
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*finds n*
*finds l*


Yeah, I have no idea how that could happen