Poll: can you cook?
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View poll results: can you cook?
no, everything i touch turns to poison
10 6%
a little bit, like cookies and stuff
26 16%
a fair amount. you can live on your own and have a few meals you could live off
69 43%
yeah, i can cook lots. im a cooking pro
38 24%
you dominate chef pasquale and julia child once tried to steal your recipes
16 10%
Voters: 159.
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#1
im just sitting down with some freshly made penne with garlic cajun alfredo sauce. took a little while to make but its ****in delish

how many of you filthy scummy Pit monkeys can cook and if so what?
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#3
I make my own bacon and eggs. Yes, I have in fact evolved to the point that I lay eggs and am able to regenerate body parts as I remove them
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#4
I uncook.
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#5
can cook just about anything i've got a recipe for if i've got the time for it, but i like grilling best personally ('specially steak)
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#6
I can whip up a mean ramen
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#8
Tonight I made:

Ramen and a bagel.


When necessary, though, I can cook okay.
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#9
I can cook loads of itallian food and your basic meals etc. I've started cooking greek dishes now.
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#10
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can cook just about anything i've got a recipe for if i've got the time for it, but i like grilling best personally ('specially steak)

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#11
Yep, uuum a variety of things. My specialities are burgers and meatballs tho (not together)
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#13
I like to think I'm a good cook. I make a pretty good chili or pasta sauce, and I've been told my pies and cakes are tasty as well.
#14
I cook well. Single guy, you cook a broad a meal, you get head. Its like an unspoken law.

works everytime
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#15
i make a pretty awesome grilled cheese XD
and bacon and eggs

thats all
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#18
Why did I open this thread, I'm Hindenburg hungry
goin' get food stuffs, zee ya!
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#19
I can cook pretty well.
My dad used to be a chef so I have learned a fair bit from him.
If you can give me a recipe, chances are I can cook it to perfection and I have even beed known to make my own recipes.
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#21
You Called?

by the way, that garlic cajun alfredo sauce sounds delicious. i might try that
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#22
Ace88 you suck the biggest dick right now cause here i am at college eating horrible cafeteria food and you're teasing me with penne and garlic sauce. you god damn bastard Im ITALIAN how dare you tempt me.

I hate you right now
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#23
I did some chicken once.. I was bored waiting for it.

Edit: Just get one of my girl friends to cook for me.
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#24
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I did some chicken once.. I was bored waiting for it.

Edit: Just get one of my girl friends to cook for me.


One of them? What will the others do while she cooks?
#25
try to saute some mushrooms with caramelized onions then add cream and roasted garlic puree to make a roasted garlic alfredo sauce.

Yum
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#26
I'm pretty good I think. Last night I marinated some shrimp in butter and chopped fresh garlic and put them on the Bar-B on kebabs. They're were pretty good considering they weren't fresh, they were the precooked frozen kind lol. I wasn't expecting much, though.

I can saute them (also in butter and garlic) and that's usually very good. I also buy a steak every once in awhile along with some fresh mushrooms, and then grill the steak and poor the sauted mushrooms over it. It's usually quite good. I cook the steak on a real hot grill for a couple minutes and then turn up the flames and lightly char the outside.

Other than that I can do a few other things, but it wouldn't be hard to learn more.
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#27
I'm a brilliant cook. As for what I can cook, pretty much anything I put my mind to, be it following a recipe or making it up as I go along

Edit: by the way, being able to do one or the other technique such as sauté or whatever doesn't really count, because most people can do that...

You'd have to be utter failure to be unable to sauté potatoes or make a white sauce.

Being able to create your own delicious food and knowing what goes with what is being a good cook
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#28
I cook all of my own food, so...yes.
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#29
I cook really really well, and it's not because I'm a woman, so fuck off
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#30
Barely, but I have to.

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#31
Quote by esther_mouse
I'm a brilliant cook. As for what I can cook, pretty much anything I put my mind to, be it following a recipe or making it up as I go along


that's the only way to go. some of the best stuff i've come up with usually is when i am hungover like a mother****er, and there's nothing already made. so i just make up shit as i go
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At first he was like...
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But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#32
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that's the only way to go. some of the best stuff i've come up with usually is when i am hungover like a mother****er, and there's nothing already made. so i just make up shit as i go



Lol, when I'm hungover all I feel like doing is eating cheese, crisps and Pot Noodles hangovers ftl
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#33
I'm so talented at cooking some people mistake me for a woman.
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#34
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I'm so talented at cooking some people mistake me for a woman.



The tits don't help, either.
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#35
Quote by esther_mouse
The tits don't help, either.




No soup for you!!
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#36
Quote by esther_mouse
Lol, when I'm hungover all I feel like doing is eating cheese, crisps and Pot Noodles hangovers ftl

i don't know if they have this in the uk but if so try some Pho Noodle Soup. THE BEST HANGOVER CURE EVER!

oh and by the way. if you ever saute chicken try deglazing it with a shot or 2 of drambuie . Pure win
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#37
I'm not exactly an ace chef, but I've cooked for myself for the past 3 years, and I eat relatively healthily, could eat more fruit though. Living with a vegetarian now too, so I'm getting more than my fair share of vegetables.
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#38
Quote by Kensai


No soup for you!!


HAH! I DON'T EVEN LIKE SOUP!

Except really really tangy tomato soup. Any other soup makes me feel nauseated
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#39
I'm pretty good. I worked in my mom's restaurant for a few years, so I kinda have to. My specialties are stir fry (with or without pineapple and cashews), fried tofu w/thai dipping sauce, Sauteed mushroom + asparagus quinoa risotto, and a grilled eggplant muffaletta.
<3 vegetarian cooking.
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