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I have to turn in a small project or presentation for my Chicano Theater class tomorrow so I can pass the class with at least a C. It has to do with anything involving mexican culture; some kid brought some mexican bread, the other churritos, and some kid presented the history on the mexican flag.

All the good ideas were taken, so pit, what the **** do I do?
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#4
Bring in some mexican hookers and drug dealers, and do a report on the lowlife of Mexico. You'll probably make AT LEAST a B
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#5
ummmm ruin our economy and take everyones job?

no seriously uhh you could do a presentation on latin music?
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history of Taco Bell?
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#8
Take them a Clint Eastwood western in which Eastwood spends an hr and a half pwning mexicans.

I recommend Fistful of Dollars.
#9
Show them some pictures you took in wal-mart.
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#10
u speak spanish??
if so just do a short 1-2 min speech on something in spanish
what about classical guitar
or mariache bands
something that appeals to you
if its something you like your teacher will notice that you have more enthusaim
s/he will enjoy something if u enjoy it
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#12
Take your guitar and play a little traditional mehican piece followed by a brief talk on the history of latin music and what its brought to the world of music in general.
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#13
crack? 8.25$? garbage? a fence? a sombrero? maracas?
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history of Taco Bell?

based on a Mexican food restaurant not an actual Mexican food restaurant. Read the receipt.


I've been there way too many times
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#17
Talk about the rise in crime/kidnappings in current Mexican culture.

Or discuss the history and meaning behind Cinco de Mayo.

Or just go to Home Depot and get yourself a mexican.
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crack? 8.25$? garbage? a fence? a sombrero? maracas?

lol hilarious
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#19
Someone did a presentation on music, the other on pancho villa.

All the obvious ones are gone...

EDIT: I can't bring a mexican, everyone in that class is hispanic.
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#20
YOu could play La Bamba and talk about the importance of the song.

There is plenty of songs you could learn. You could learn a simple ranchera and play that. Shouldnt take you longer than an hour or so to learn the simplest ranchera.
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#21
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Take them a Clint Eastwood western in which Eastwood spends an hr and a half pwning mexicans.

I recommend Fistful of Dollars.


Have you ever heard the term "Spaghetti Western"?

Those are all Italian actors.
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Someone did a presentation on music, the other on pancho villa.

All the obvious ones are gone...

EDIT: I can't bring a mexican, everyone in that class is hispanic.

try your families history and talk about it in spanish
idk be creative
i like the whole play a piece in guitar and either talk during it or after it
and why did u leave the proj 2 the end
real smart dude
real smart
#26
I can't bring my guitar, the teacher wants the presentation to be quick due to the fact I'm the only one who hasn't done it, I'd be interrupting class time.
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#27
u could curb stomp one
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

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#31
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Have you ever heard the term "Spaghetti Western"?

Those are all Italian actors.
They're playing Mexicans.

Eastwood isn't "really" a gunslinger either.
#32
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u do realize that whole song is about them being high on pot rite??
you could do a presentation on that
influences of spaish arts
like music drawings
something about their culture
cmon these other people have given you gold
take a suggestion of ur gonna get a d in the class
#33

Oye cuckoo papa se fue,
prende la luz,
que tengo miedo

No me importa lo que
piensa la gente de m
que si traigo el pelo
de alguna manera
porque me gusta traerlo asi
Que por qu escucho
ese tipo de msica
si es la que me gusta oir
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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#35
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No me importa lo que
piensa la gente de m
que si traigo el pelo
de alguna manera
porque me gusta traerlo asi
Que por qu escucho
ese tipo de msica
si es la que me gusta oir


My mom likes the band. I find their music quite relaxing to be honest but I'm not a fan.
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#36
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ummmm ruin our economy and take everyones job?


History of Taco Bell?


Fuck you racist pricks. TS, do something on Zapata or maybe even Carlos Santana.

And yeah, I'm Mexican. Not Mexican-American and all these other stupid labels.
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#38
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talk about Mana, a famous mexican rock band.

this.

im from mexico.


also it passed a few days ago, but you can talk about dia de muertos
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#39
put up a fence in the middle of the room and shoot anyone who tries to jump it?
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