#1
A fake edition of the New York Times was ran today, with a date of July 4, 2009 and containing stories telling about universal healthcare, the prosecution of George W. Bush, and the end of the Iraq war.

Iraq War Ends

thoughts?
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#2
If only.
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#4
I do think that Obama will make some positive changes, but this seems to be expecting too much.
#7
Universal Health Care is gonna be gay. What ever happened to paying for your own shit?
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#8
High treason... lol. Wish we had this distributed in CA, sounds pretty funny.
#9
Quote by SkyValley
Universal Health Care is gonna be gay. What ever happened to paying for your own shit?

Yeah. Because everyone can afford health care, and letting women die in the streets after being rejected from 7 hospitals is 100% okay .
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#11
Quote by clearchaos
universal health care = pure fail.
I know.

Damn the higher live birth rates in countries with Universal Healthcare.

Damn them to hell with their living babies!
#13
Quote by clearchaos
universal health care = pure fail.

tell that to the rest of the industrialized world, whose health care systems are doing much better than our own.
#14
Quote by freedoms_stain
I know.

Damn the higher live birth rates in countries with Universal Healthcare.

Damn them to hell with their living babies!


Who needs a higher birth rate?
#15
lol. everything that SHOULD happen. sadly, nothing that will.
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#16
Quote by Spamwise
tell that to the rest of the industrialized world, whose health care systems are doing much better than our own.

Heh, never heard of the NHS have you?
Shame, we've got awesome doctors. Mostly.
#17
Quote by Oli_88
Heh, never heard of the NHS have you?
Shame, we've got awesome doctors. Mostly.

According to the WHO, the US spends more of it's GDP on healthcare than any other nation. However, it was ranked 37th out of 191 countries in terms of healthcare.
#18
Quote by TheMidasTouch
Who needs a higher birth rate?
It's an indication of how well a countries health system performs.

And for a country where the "pro-life" debate is waged nore intensely than almost anywhere in the world the disregard for that life as it is actually being born is rather... hypocritical?
#19
Quote by freedoms_stain
I know.

Damn the higher live birth rates in countries with Universal Healthcare.

Damn them to hell with their living babies!

ya, i'd love to live in a country where you're placed on a waiting list so long that you could die before a doctor even sees you.
free health care can, and will be abused. until we can get rid of the "see a doctor for every little thing" mentality, it's just not a feasable option for large countries.
#20
^ EDIT: This guy is pure win. You sir, own this thread

wait so the matter than Canadians come to America for operations is moot? But they have Nationalized Health Care!

Oh and don't forget the 50% income tax that comes coupled with NHC, Socialists don't pay for a thing, but you will!
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#21
Quote by clearchaos
ya, i'd love to live in a country where you're placed on a waiting list so long that you could die before a doctor even sees you.
free health care can, and will be abused. until we can get rid of the "see a doctor for every little thing" mentality, it's just not a feasable option for large countries.

i lol'd
#22
In an ideal world this would come out to be truth
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#23
Quote by clearchaos
ya, i'd love to live in a country where you're placed on a waiting list so long that you could die before a doctor even sees you.
free health care can, and will be abused. until we can get rid of the "see a doctor for every little thing" mentality, it's just not a feasable option for large countries.

You do realize that with a socialized health system there will still be private hospitals around right? If you don't want to be on a waiting list just go and pay for your treatment.
Also the "see a doctor for every little thing" mentality is alot better than the "I really should get this checked out but I don't want to pay ridiculous medical bills" mentality.
#24
Quote by clearchaos
ya, i'd love to live in a country where you're placed on a waiting list so long that you could die before a doctor even sees you.
free health care can, and will be abused. until we can get rid of the "see a doctor for every little thing" mentality, it's just not a feasable option for large countries.
Yeah, waiting lists aren't compiled by need at all

And our healthcare isn't rated higher than yours...

waitaminute.
#26
Quote by SkyValley
Universal Health Care is gonna be gay. What ever happened to paying for your own shit?

Whatever happened to caring after the community?
#27
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#28
Quote by SkyValley
Universal Health Care is gonna be gay. What ever happened to paying for your own shit?


You know we also used to pay for services like the fire department.
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#29
Quote by freedoms_stain
It's an indication of how well a countries health system performs.

And for a country where the "pro-life" debate is waged nore intensely than almost anywhere in the world the disregard for that life as it is actually being born is rather... hypocritical?


Yes I was merely kidding. I agree with everything you just said. Bravo
#30
That would be something to hope for, but I seriously doubt it would end so soon. The unfortunate truth, is that we probably have at least 5-10 years minimum in Iraq, if not, a lot more. And besides, if we were to pull out so soon, we'd leave Iraq in ruins, we'd naturally be responsible, and other countries would only loathe us more.

As much as Obama has a bit of hope to him, he also has the potential to be a terrible president. I'm taking a possible level of fail on par with Jimmy Carter.
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#32
Quote by clearchaos
free health care can, and will be abused. until we can get rid of the "see a doctor for every little thing" mentality, it's just not a feasable option for large countries.


I agree completely, but I think still think that we need universal health care.
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#33
I have a copy of one of these.

"Congress Returns Civics to High School Curriculum"

"New York Bike Path System Expanded Dramatically"

"American Evangelical Churches Announce New Policy Of Sanctuary For Iraqi Refugess"

If only is right.
#35
Quote by tayroar
You know we also used to pay for services like the fire department.



"HELP MY HOUSE IS BURNING AND MY DAUGHTER IS TRAPPED INSIDE!!!"


...."Sorry m'am, you don't have fire insurance, we can't put this fire out, or help your daughter..."


"Awww darn. Shoulda bought that Fire insurance"


Buy Inferno Fire insurance today!!


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Also, this spiel about the health care system. If universal health care is such shit, why do we have such a shittier rated health care system than all of these "commy" health care systems, like France?
#36
Quote by Spamwise
I do think that Obama will make some positive changes, but this seems to be expecting too much.

This.


And for crying out loud, sure Bush did a horrible job with the war but the guy's domestic policy wasn't all that bad. He tried to stop the subprime mortgage crisis in 2003 but Congress didn't listen and now look what's happened.

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