#5
I would off myself if I were you.
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#7
I like turtles
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#8
Hah. That's nothing. Just wait until you're caught doing a fat bird.
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#9
By who? Your grandma? Who had a heart attack at the sight of your pen0r? And fell on the floor? Hitting her head on the wall? Attracting everyone else in the house to your door? And they saw your pen0r too?


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#14
No, mike died.

I just use his account since I inherited his gear
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#17
Quote by mike.h
No, mike died.

I just use his account since I inherited his gear



You've been saying that on a lot of threads...is this true?
#18
LOL!
Gotta be more quiet...
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#19
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You've been saying that on a lot of threads...is this true?

+1
#23
Haha the title of this had me cracking up but I gotta admit I was disappointed at the lack of story after I clicked.
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat