So pit, I searched, but there was no thread of this type (that I found). Anyway, I felt as if there should be a thread partaining to this type of subject matter. So pit, I challange you to tell of the most clever and epic stuff that you said/did to get a girls
"Attention" Whether it be the most awesome pick-up-lines, or even some gay romantic crap. If you're trying to get laid, then this is the thread for you.
Just reciting some cheesy line =/= you getting laid.
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?

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i once touched a girls searchbar

that was the most dirty, disgusting, erotic thing I've ever done.
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this

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i ripped part of my foreskin off...oh well

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"Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!"

Works every time.
I'll tell you the story about the first time I got laid.
Her: ''Just tell me when you wanna lose it.''
Me: ''Now.''

End of story.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
"Hello there, I'm a rock-it-man."

then she took me there right on the spot.

French, from participle of flamboyer to flame
1:Characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2:Marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior

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I just read that letter and you rule so much for that.

Haha, why thank you.
Banging on a trash can
Drumming on a street light

edit: omg fade to black just came on; *fap fap fap fap*

Cmon fap with me!

A guy I went to school with was at a girl's house, and supposedly, when she told him she didn't want to go all the way, he said something like, "I'm gonna tell people we did anyway" and it worked. Supposedly...
"But first...are you...experienced?"

This and lots of it. (Beer goggles for those that just can't seem to get a hottie. Or alternatively, give it to said hottie, and she's virtually yours)
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The public doesn't want new music; the main thing that it demands of a composer is that he be dead.
-- Arthur Honegger

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OMFG, can I pladurize this? I totally want to send this to some girl, it is f*cking genius.

Ha, go for it!

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Lol that thread is hilarious, I read the letter and post #114 and it's fu*kin funny as.

Banging on a trash can
Drumming on a street light
"My face is leaving in ten minutes. Be on it."

"Sit on my face and I'll let you eat your way to my heart."

If that doesn't get you laid, nothing will.
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