#1
The other day I was talking to my sister on the phone from LA.

We talked about all these awesome things we did when we were way younger.

One of them was starting when I was around 7 I liked trying to act very grown up and mature.

Its pretty lame but whatever...

So yea, when we were kids, I used to ask her to make me an "adult sandwich," which was basically just whatever we had in the fridge, but usually included lettuce to make me feel like an adult...since everyone else then was just eating p b and js.

Kinda sad when I think back to it...


So yeah, what are some old childhood memories of the pit?
#2
Me and my lil bro used to make lots of popcorn and just pour them over each other.

I was about... 8 and he, 4. !
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#3
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The other day I was talking to my sister on the phone from LA.

We talked about all these awesome things we did when we were way younger.

One of them was starting when I was around 7 I liked trying to act very grown up and mature.

Its pretty lame but whatever...

So yea, when we were kids, I used to ask her to make me an "adult sandwich," which was basically just whatever we had in the fridge, but usually included lettuce to make me feel like an adult...since everyone else then was just eating p b and js.

Kinda sad when I think back to it...


So yeah, what are some old childhood memories of the pit?

Do we want to know?
#4
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Do we want to know?


Pfft I think incest is hot.
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#5
When it rained me and my dad would make popcorn in the microwave and sit on the back step eating popcorn and watching the rain. Must have been before I was 7 when he left the country.
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When it rained me and my dad would make popcorn in the microwave and sit on the back step eating popcorn and watching the rain. Must have been before I was 7 when he left the country.




*hug*
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#9
I remember saying bas.tard for the first time.
I was about 4 or 5 & heard it at school.

My mum said she'd phone the police on me, pretended to do so on the phone, told me to look out the window and there was a police car in the street & I started to panic and apoligise.

When I was about 6 or 7, I said C U Next Tuesday too, got wrong for that.


It was an good childhood memory I guess, considering today's standards are 'gtfo on the streets kids'.
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#10
When my dad wasn't drunk, he would come into the backyard and play cricket with me and my best mate when we were kids all the time. That's gotta be number 1.
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Pfft I think incest is hot.

Hey, I didn't mean the incest... I meant the "way young"
#13
I remembered another memory!!

When I was about 7. I jumped on my dads back, so he fell on all fours on the floor. And my lil bro who was 3 at the time jumped on my back. We made like a human pyramid.

I still have the picture...


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Hey, I didn't mean the incest... I meant the "way young"


That's even hotter
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#14
Me and my sister used to do all these crazy things. Like one day my mom had her boss over for dinner and me and my sister thought it'd be fun if we would sit in the stairwell and throw oranges at her boss.
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Me and my sister used to do all these crazy things. Like one day my mom had her boss over for dinner and me and my sister thought it'd be fun if we would sit in the stairwell and throw oranges at her boss.





The early makings of an evil genius....
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I remembered another memory!!

When I was about 7. I jumped on my dads back, so he fell on all fours on the floor. And my lil bro who was 3 at the time jumped on my back. We made like a human pyramid.

I still have the picture...



That's even hotter


Post the pic? :O

And it might be hotter, I have to say that I have never dabbled in the child porn industry...
#17
when i was young i remember playing with my dad and my dog in my back yard as we picked green apples from our tree and played fetch with the dog using them as balls

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#18
One Christmas when my grandad got me a replica M4 that took about 4 of those massive "C" batterys, it was magical it made noises and everything :')
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#19
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Post the pic? :O

And it might be hotter, I have to say that I have never dabbled in the child porn industry...


I've not got it on my comp.


And Kjell, me and my brother did something similar to my mum's boss when we were kids. XD
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#20
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I've not got it on my comp.


And Kjell, me and my brother did something similar to my mum's boss when we were kids. XD

The child porn or the picture?
#21
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The child porn or the picture?


The picture!! XD

I'm not in the child porn business.
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The picture!! XD

I'm not in the child porn business.

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#23
I don't know about awesome, but my fondest is going to the zoo with my Grandad.
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The early makings of an evil genius....


I'm still an amateur compared to my cat

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And Kjell, me and my brother did something similar to my mum's boss when we were kids. XD




That's really eerie.
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#25
one halloween, when i was little i was hanging out with a korean dude in my neighborhood when he picked up some rusty metal pole and started swinging at me trying to play star wars or something. NOT COOL. so i picked one up for self-defense and f*cked up his hand a little bit. i hid underneath my covers when his parents came to my house and cussed out my parents.... in korean. they moved out of town shortly thereafter.

ahhhh, violence
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#26
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haha

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#28
About 5 years ago, when I was around 9, my dad had to work Saturdays, and there was no-one at the office on Saturday. So I got to use one of the computers near his desk, go down to the vending machines whenever I wanted, and just run around. Those were good days...
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#29
Taking a sip from my dads beer when I was like 6...that explains a lot now...
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And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#30
Once when I was about 6, I had a friend who did a poo in our garden because he didn't want to go inside and use the toilet...

Now I got that one out of the way, me and my sisters used to build massive dens out of chairs, blankets and the sofas, that almost took up our entire sitting room.

And I used to spend hours on my own in the garden making 'futuristic cars' out of junk in our shed, then I'd just sit in them and play games.


Here's me enjoying a donut with my sister.
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#31
nope...

... my first memory was being head butted by a goat
#32
some kid cut me in line, so i beat the shit outta him with a baseball bat. i read my first porno mag when i was like 4. another thing - me and my friends would take big rocks and throw them into a tree to knock down some crab apples, and one time i accidently hit one of my friends in the head so he got his brothers to beat me up.

we also threw tons of rocks at windows of a bunch of empty houses.
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#33
all of those stories sound like fun, but my favorite memory was when I would go onto my computer and jack off non stop to sailor moon porn, them ailien raping videos just hit the right spot.