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i live in the woods, there's a lot of animals here. i was just walking home from school and happened to stumble across a coyote. ive been alone in the woods and seen a black bear run by. pretty scary if you hear shit at night...
anyway, what are some of your experiences with scary nature shit?
#3
A pigeon poo'd on me.


That was uncomfortable for both of us.

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#4
You know what's scary? Ticks. Bloody ticks. Eurgh.

Also I went to a butterfly house the other weekend and I was fairly frightened by the larger butterflies. I think they thought I was a flower..... they chased me. They looked like moths
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#6
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the woods live around me? i have a lot of trees? how else do i say i live in the woods?
#8
I've got chased by all kinds of bulls barely escaped
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#9
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You know what's scary? Ticks. Bloody ticks. Eurgh.

Also I went to a butterfly house the other weekend and I was fairly frightened by the larger butterflies. I think they thought I was a flower..... they chased me. They looked like moths

Your hair resembles a flower?

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#10
his house is in the woods. he doesn't actually live in the woods like an animal.
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#11
I was chased my a leave when I walked to the bus stop this morning. I was deeply petrified.
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#12
I live in a box behind Wal Mart.
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#13
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Your hair resembles a flower?


Yeah, like that

I had to walk about with my hood up and it was very warm D:
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#14
i hear the is a homeless man that lives in the woods by my house, who happens to carry an axe...<_<

also, raptors.
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#15
Me and my girlfriend were climbing a hill near Loch Lomond and along the trail there were all these cows grazing.

At one point there was a cow right on the trail, when I went up to it it got all threatening, puffing at me, shaking its head at me and pawing the ground.

The fact that a cow scared me away brings me much shame. We had to go around it.
#16
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#17
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I live in a box behind Wal Mart.


i live in a Wal Mart infront of a box.
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#19
^^^ even though it's harmless?

D'awwwh D:
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#21
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i got chased by a stampeding herd of cows once. in dorset. never going back again.
Awesome, someone else has a scary cow story
#22
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i got chased by a stampeding herd of cows once. in dorset. never going back again.

They're still looking for you.
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#27
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#29
A dog once went crazy and bit me... It scratched my back too

Domestic Dogs aren't from the woods though...
#30
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i live in the woods, there's a lot of animals here. i was just walking home from school and happened to stumble across a coyote. ive been alone in the woods and seen a black bear run by. pretty scary if you hear shit at night...
anyway, what are some of your experiences with scary nature shit?
brown bears are scarier than black bears.

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#31
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#32
I've been started on by a bull before, and the bull in question was ripped as fuck.
#34
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brown bears are scarier than black bears.


Only if you're 12.
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#36
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My house is full of wolf spiders.


They get a bit bigger than that.
I HATE spiders.



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I'm actually scared for you
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#37
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Omfg
I'm actually scared for you
You're never gonna be able to seduce a woman in your house.

A) Already have
B) I don't actually TELL them about the spiders.

The worst was when I pulled my sheets back to go to bed once and one about that size crawled out from under my sheet. *shudder*
I took all the sheets off, shook them out, put them back on and still couldn't go to sleep. I ended up on the couch haha
#38
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A) Already have
B) I don't actually TELL them about the spiders.

The worst was when I pulled my sheets back to go to bed once and one about that size crawled out from under my sheet. *shudder*
I took all the sheets off, shook them out, put them back on and still couldn't go to sleep. I ended up on the couch haha


*shudders* Oh my god that would freak me out, I'd rather sleep in the car or something.

My scary nature story is being a little 4 year old kid carrying a huge bag of stale bread and being chased by a dozen hungry geese. I ran away screaming.
A power bigger than the pain.
#40
we once fed goats alot of cheesy poofs, and then we tried to make them aggressive, we almost made them charge us - that was ****ing scary...


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