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So this Big asian guy is always hanging around my girlfriend (they're both best friends with eachother). And he'll never leave us alone, and everytime I try to even get slightly close to her, he'll call me gross and tell me to go away. Me and her have been going out for about three months now, and i havnt gotten anything because of him. Therefore he is sucessfully blocking my ****, what should I do Pit.

Note:He's two feet taller, and fourty pounds heavier than me)
#2
Why does it matter if he's Asian?
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Quote by Rush_fan2112
So this Big asian guy is always hanging around my girlfriend (they're both best friends with eachother). And he'll never leave us alone, and everytime I try to even get slightly close to her, he'll call me gross and tell me to go away. Me and her have been going out for about three months now, and i havnt gotten anything because of him. Therefore he is sucessfully blocking my ****, what should I do Pit.

Note:He's two feet taller, and fourty pounds heavier than me)


Man up and beat the shit out of him.
#5
How the hell did you end up with this girl anyway you wimp? Just isolate her and put the moves on her, geez.

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#6
Try to hang out with her when he's not around. Or call him gross cuz he doesn't have a girlfriend and constantly third wheels.
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#8
I would look him right in the eyes and say:

"Piss off, needle dick."

You'll getting poon in no time.
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So this Big asian guy is always hanging around my girlfriend (they're both best friends with eachother). And he'll never leave us alone, and everytime I try to even get slightly close to her, he'll call me gross and tell me to go away. Me and her have been going out for about three months now, and i havnt gotten anything because of him. Therefore he is sucessfully blocking my ****, what should I do Pit.

Note:He's two feet taller, and fourty pounds heavier than me)

Why are you making a thread about us!? Next time I see you I'll do a hell of a lot more than cockblock, you fag!
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#12
have you spent any time alone with her?

if so, you're blaming him without a real reason.

if not, you're not really going out with her.
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Why are you making a thread about us!? Next time I see you I'll do a hell of a lot more than cockblock, you fag!

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#14
And your girlfriend just, like, giggles when he says stuff like that...?
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Why does it matter if he's Asian?

Don't be silly, you know what these big Asians are like these days


But yeah erm.... invite your girlfriend somewhere specifically on her own. Problem solved, now stfu.
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#16
Say "GO AWAY YOU JEALOUS FVCK!!!"
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#19
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#20
He's her best friend right? He doesn't really want to see anything get with his best friend. I can totally see where he's coming from, but he has to realize that you're together and he's not going to do anything about it.
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He's her best friend right? He doesn't really want to see anything get with his best friend. I can totally see where he's coming from, but he has to realize that you're together and he's not going to do anything about it.

But he IS doing something about it. So effectively, the TS can't think of anything to do but ask the Pit for advice.
#23
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So effectively, the TS can't think of anything to do but ask the Pit for advice.


When telling the Pit is the only thing you can think of to do, it's truly time to give up on life.
#27
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grow some balls.

*looks closer*
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#28
Unless the guy actually follows into the bedroom, I fail to see how you've not got anything.
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the only retaliation for repeated **** blocking is death

not when the TS can't seal the deal anyway.
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#32
you, my friend, need to put it how it is, regardless of what this fucker says or does. if he wants to fight you, fight him, and if he buggers off, then you've done it.

besides, i don't know any guys that say "gross" that would beat someone up over a best friend.
#33
Quote by Lemoninfluence
not when the TS can't seal the deal anyway.


well in that case TS and his big asian buddy can run off into the sunset together and the g/f can come to my house for a while
#34
Go after another girl, there's no getting around the best friend, I know from first hand experience

Or you could take him aside and ask him what his problem is, and ask him to give you and your girlfriend some time alone, make sure to specify that it's no disrespect to him, but you feel like he's disrespecting you instead.

Either way, don't **** with the best friend.
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#35
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Don't be silly, you know what these big Asians are like these days


Actually, Asians born in Canada do grow to full adult size. They have the same diet and thus reach the full human growth potential. It's all that fish and rice that keep 'em tiny.

That's science.
#38
ummmm.....I came up with three decisions.

A. Tell him to **** off.
B. Grow some Balls.
C. Beat the shit out of him.
Wait here's D - All of the above.

You choose.
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He's her best friend right? He doesn't really want to see anything get with his best friend. I can totally see where he's coming from, but he has to realize that you're together and he's not going to do anything about it.


or he could have the hots for her, but is stuck in the friend zone and pissed about it.
just tell him to get his own girlfriend, or get a life in front of your girlfriend, that will embarass him and he should go away
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or he could have the hots for her, but is stuck in the friend zone and pissed about it.
just tell him to get his own girlfriend, or get a life in front of your girlfriend, that will embarass him and he should go away

yeah, insult the girlfriends best friend.

that'll get brownie points.

seriously he's shifting blame onto something else.

the asian can't be with them all the time. If he hasn't spent time alone with her he isn't dating her and if he has, he has no reason to blame teh azn.
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