#1
it's not done yet, I plan on hitting different genres

it is a sarcastic song, sung from the point of view of somebody who listens to songs only to sing along, and hates anything else, the verses also parody the criticized genre


Catchy Song
by Steve!

you don't care what i say
just need a song to sing
to get through the day
cuz you're in your room
and the Fall Out Boy's too deep
there's too much skill
and the heavy words make you think
All-American Rejects are too mature
they sing really adult stuff, ya know?
The Color Fred just makes you feel bad
cuz....its really sad
and Simple Plan has a vocabulary
who wants to think on a bad day?
Sum-41 talks to fast
who can sing to that mess?
the My Chemical Romance is a bit hard for me
the screams and yells distract the harmony
Good Charlotte's too close to me
just...too painful a memory
Casey Kalvert died
and Hawthorne Heights died to me
Cute Is What We Aim For uses more than chords
if its more than four, the song's a bore
Mayday Parade writes 5 minute songs
nothing can be fun to sing for THAT long
i almost liked Paramore
but she flaunts the voice, who can sing like that?
Blink-182 broke up
and i will miss you (miss you)

Oh, its a catchy song
I wanna sing along
all day long!

sometimes i get ANGRY
and i just wanna SING
so i flip on the RADIO
but...
Atreyu screams!
Devil Wears Prada screams!
As I Lay Dying screams!
Ghengis Tron screams!
Shadows Fall screams!
At The Gates screams!
Underoath screams!
God Forbid screams!
Still Remains screams!
Darkest Hour screams!
Poison The Well screams!
Evergreen Terrace screams!
Lamb Of God screams!
The Acacia Strain screams!
Every Time I Die screams!
Norma Jean screams!
Parkway Drive screams!
Inhale Exhale screams!
The Number Twelve Looks Like You screams!
Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster screams!
The Holly Springs Disaster screams!
Coalesce screams!
Bullet For My Valentine screams!
Killswitch Engage screams!
The Black Dahlia Murder screams!
Antagonist screams!
Scars Of Tomorrow screams!
I Killed The Prom Queen screams!
In The Eyes Of A Mistress screams!
Avenged Sevenfold...used to scream...sellouts

Oh, its a catchy song
I wanna sing along
all day long!
Top 15:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#2
As an At the Gates fan, the fact that they are on that disreputable list is disgusting to me.

As a writer, I think that you fail at attempting to be funny.

As for this "song", I think you're trying desperately to make a point to someone, and I know that it's not me, but I hope they read it, and I hope it works, because it's not much more than a post-'90 born someone trying to make up for missed experiences. But hey, who am I?