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#2
guitar.
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2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#3
Sex

Guitar ftw
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Karvid is sexy

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#4
Guitar. I'd just take up the ukulele.
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#5
I can enjoy the sound of bass when played by someone else. I can't enjoy someone else having sex now can I?
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#7
"You can't ask a male guitarist to choose between his guitar and sex.

It's like asking a fat man, twinkie or browny?"

They are best in combination.


And Reva, you're a girl so you don't understand/like the concept of pr0n as much as the rest of UG.
#8
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So I can move on to bass guitar and be sexy =]

QFT.

Bass ftw.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
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#9
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I can enjoy the sound of bass when played by someone else. I can't enjoy someone else having sex now can I?


Of course you can, it's called porn.
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#10
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"You can't ask a male guitarist to choose between his guitar and sex.

It's like asking a fat man, twinkie or browny?"

They are best in combination.

win
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#12
I have guitar daily, haven't had sex in over 2 years, but I'm closer to the possibility of sex than I have been in a long time.

I don't know
#13
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I can enjoy the sound of bass when played by someone else. I can't enjoy someone else having sex now can I?


Yes you can. It's called porn :p


I'm kidding :p
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#14
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I can enjoy the sound of bass when played by someone else. I can't enjoy someone else having sex now can I?


haha that's almost siggable
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#15
Guitar. I don't even play anymore, so I really have no idea what I'm still doing in this forum.
#16
Sex. Because i might give it up, but what my gf does while i'm just there isn't my fault.
#17
define "sex" does that mean no handjobs/blowjobs as well, or just no vaginal sex?

if blowjobs/handjobs are allowed under no sex, sex, if not, I'd lose guitar

I'd play a 6 string bass, tuned EADGBE an octave up!!!

loopholes ftw!!!
#19
it depends, if i still get to fap then guitar (nothing would have changed )

if i get to have sex whenever i want with whoever i want then i could probably learn to go with out guitar

btw do if i go with giving up guitar do i still get to play other instruments? (piano saxophone vocals)
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#20
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define "sex" does that mean no handjobs/blowjobs as well, or just no vaginal sex?

if blowjobs/handjobs are allowed under no sex, sex, if not, I'd lose guitar

I'd play a 6 string bass, tuned EADGBE an octave up!!!

loopholes ftw!!!

Actually 6 string basses are (from low to high) BEADGC
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#21
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Of course you can, it's called porn.

...because everybody enjoys porn. Obviously.

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haha that's almost siggable

Almost? Awh darn, just short of the mark.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#24
you cannot take one away from another. The two are serendipitously connected. Sex is music, music is sex.
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#25
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Guitar. I don't even play anymore, so I really have no idea what I'm still doing in this forum.

this made me lol uncontrollably for some strange reason

....yepp, i'm still doing it. niiiice.
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#26
I'd probably go with sex. I've gone 18 years without it, but I can't go 2 weeks without playing a guitar.
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#27
Quote by Tire Me.
"You can't ask a male guitarist to choose between his guitar and sex.

It's like asking a fat man, twinkie or browny?"

They are best in combination.


And Reva, you're a girl so you don't understand/like the concept of pr0n as much as the rest of UG.

That quote is so true.
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#28
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I'd probably go with sex. I've gone 18 years without it, but I can't go 2 weeks without playing a guitar.

That was exactly my reasoning. Except replace 18 with 16 and 2 weeks with 2 days
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#29
Guitar definitely. Playing guitar doesn't compare with the intimacy between two people. And there's other instruments, many of which I would rather play than guitar anyway.
There is poetry in despair.
#30
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Actually 6 string basses are (from low to high) BEADGC


I know that. That's why I specified what tuning it would be in I'd just tune it that way, cuz I'm so rebellious like that
#31
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That was exactly my reasoning. Except replace 18 with 16 and 2 weeks with 2 days

this
except replace 16 with 15 and 2 days with "on a school day im twitching by second period"
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#33
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I can enjoy the sound of bass when played by someone else. I can't enjoy someone else having now can I?

Lol.... its called teh pr0nz.
#35
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I know that. That's why I specified what tuning it would be in I'd just tune it that way, cuz I'm so rebellious like that



Clever cause my bass is tuned to C#...on a four stringer.
#36
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Sex. Because i might give it up, but what my gf does while i'm just there isn't my fault.


i like your style
#37
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this
except replace 16 with 15 and 2 days with on a school day im twitching by second period

That might actually be more accurate. I get urges to play guitar all through the day. I can't wait to get home and play.


and people thought I wouldn't last for even a year

I've been playing for three years this month
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#38
Quote by Tire Me.
And Reva, you're a girl so you don't understand/like the concept of pr0n as much as the rest of UG.

Girls can't watch porn then? Girls can't take enjoyment from that sort of thing?

1. You can't compare how something feels with someone else's feelings on the same thing. They're just not comparable.

2. Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING is like sex.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#39
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2. Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING is like sex.

Except for guitar.................
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
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