#1
It's apparently world record day so... if you could break a previous world record, which one would it be and why? It has to be something that you could actually achieve if you put your mind to it, not beating usain bolt's 100m time (or something to that effect).

Personally, I'd like to take on Alistair Galpin's record of 16.15 seconds as the fastest time to peel and eat one kiwi... mainly because it seems like something I could do and it also has only benefits at the end of it. Think of the amount of time I'll save in my life when wanting to peel and eat fruit.
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#5
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Most people doing the thriller dance at a time. Surprisingly the record is only 77.

I would so get in on that.
#6
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Most people doing the thriller dance at a time. Surprisingly the record is only 77.


UG could totally beat that.
#7
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Most people doing the thriller dance at a time in New York. Surprisingly the record is only 77.

come to england and I'll join.

edit: oh in new york. If UG actually organised it then ... maybe
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I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
#8
Whats the world record for the most world records broken?
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#10
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It's apparently world record day so... if you could break a previous world record, which one would it be and why? It has to be something that you could actually achieve if you put your mind to it, not beating usain bolt's 100m time (or something to that effect).

Personally, I'd like to take on Alistair Galpin's record of 16.15 seconds as the fastest time to peel and eat one kiwi... mainly because it seems like something I could do and it also has only benefits at the end of it. Think of the amount of time I'll save in my life when wanting to peel and eat fruit.

I don't even peel kiwis
Seriously
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#11
inb4 most consecutive fap sessions


Iunno, is there one for longest time spent playing guitar in one sitting? I could probably do that with enough coffee and red bull
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#12
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I would so get in on that.

me too

i believe plans should be made.... IMMEDIATELY.
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#13
A thread about world records was started by a person with the username untalented. The Irony
“Any other day I’d say no, but today I’m gonna go ahead and just say no.”

-Dr. Cox
#14
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inb4 most consecutive fap sessions


Iunno, is there one for longest time spent playing guitar in one sitting? I could probably do that with enough coffee and red bull

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2005/08/25/rocking_record_20050825.html
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#15
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A thread about world records was started by a person with the username untalented. The Irony

hey, if I can beat at least one world record (preferably the kiwi one) then I will change my username to talented.

edit: Longest distance crawled non-stop, 56.6 km. surely I could beat this too.
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I don't think any words should be censored.

Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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Man City wont win anything and finish below Arsenal.

city: 3rd + FA cup winners.
arsenal: 4th
#16
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hey, if I can beat at least one world record (preferably the kiwi one) then I will change my username to talented.

edit: Longest distance crawled non-stop, 56.6 km. surely I could beat this too.

Iunno, that's a pretty long distance.

Are you allowed to have kneepads?
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1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
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Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
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#17
longest time listening to Miley Cyrus? That's probably taken by a small child somewhere.
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I'd like to set a record of most pokemon references posted on a guitar forum.

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#20
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I don't even peel kiwis
Seriously


I cut them in half and suck them out.
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#21
most time spent inside a bean bag chair
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#23
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I cut them in half and suck them out.

I wash them and then bite into them. I eat everything in a kiwi for maximum power and nutrition... or maybe I just don't feel like peeling
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#24
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Water drinking

and longest pee.

people have died because of water drinking contests. well, actually only one occasion, but i still wouldnt do it
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#25
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people have died because of water drinking contests. well, actually only one occasion, but i still wouldnt do it

Yeah I heard about that somewhere


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