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#1
Ok, Pit I have a plan to become a superhero. My name will be Flying Squirrel man. I'm first going to become the world's fattest man. Then I'm going to lose all the wait and glide on my loose skin of what was previously flab. I'll fight crime using my loose skin.
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#2
Get on that ASAP.
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Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#6
Dew eet! Your sidekick could be Aneorexic Lad and you could fire him from one of the flaps like an arrow at villans.
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#7
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Dew eet! Your sidekick could be Aneorexic Lad and you could fire him from one of the flaps like an arrow at villans.


Dude that would be awesome. Will you be my annorexic lad?
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#8
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Dude that would be awesome. Will you be my annorexic lad?

Sure. Lemmie just go purge.
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#9
I suggest liposuction so the skin won't retract back at all.
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#12
And what super villains shall you be fighting?
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#14
That would be prone to tearing.
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#15
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And what super villains shall you be fighting?


I haven't though ahead to that I mean did Superman create Lex Luthor?
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#17
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I am the rain on your parade.



His skin flaps aren't his own.
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#19
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Batman's "wings" aren't his.


And that is why I will be a vastly superior super hero to batman.
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#20
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The evil nutsack?


I like where your going with this.

Squirrels love nuts, and an evil nutsack would be the ultimate foe would it not?

Flying Squirrel man would have to choose between fighting and killing something he loves or dying for his passion of nuts.

That is of course, if he wants to have an evil nutsack as an enemy.
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#21
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And that is why I will be a vastly superior super hero to batman.

If thats what you have to say to make yourself feel better.


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#22
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I am the rain on your parade.


That said, you won't be the "Flying Squirrel Man" because you'll be using your loose skin to glide down to the villains...amirite?
#23
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That said, you won't be the "Flying Squirrel Man" because you'll be using your loose skin to glide down to the villains...amirite?


well flying squirrels don't actually fly they just glide.
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#24
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well flying squirrels don't actually fly they just glide.

Gliding Squirrel Man

There you go


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#25
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well flying squirrels don't actually fly they just glide.


Just stick with Squirrel Man. When the press hear you're called "Flying Squirrel Man" they'll probably tell you to gtfo their city.

Then you can join this guy for lulz: www.burntfaceman.com
#26
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Just stick with Squirrel Man. When the press hear you're called "Flying Squirrel Man" they'll probably tell you to gtfo their city.

Then you can join this guy for lulz: www.burntfaceman.com


But squirrelman doesnt talk about my skin flaps.
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#29
And I will be your greatest foe


OWLMAN!!!!
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#30
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And I will be your greatest foe


OWLMAN!!!!

Make it sinister like...
Dr. Owl
Hoomeister


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#32
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Make it sinister like...
Dr. Owl
Hoomeister

Nah, he's gotta be insane, like "The Mad Owl"
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#33
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And I will be your greatest foe


OWLMAN!!!!


I MUST DESTROY YOU
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#35
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#36
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I shall be your worst enemy!



CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE!

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


I propose an alliance!
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#38
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I agree on this alliance...BUT FIRST.....

WHO DA **** R U?!

OWLMAN


Enemy of small mammals worldwide
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#39
A Challenger Appears!
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1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
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#40
My enemies conspire against me in my own thread. Too bad for cardiovascular disease I have an ally called BYPASS SURGERY!!!!
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