#1
Funny song, but is it just me, or is that second part just messed up? He stole his parent's porsche, picked up some jailbiat, and only got a beating?

How the hell did he get off that easy?
#4
Quote by original=punk
Funny song, but is it just me, or is that second part just messed up? He stole his parent's porsche, picked up some jailbiat, and only got a beating?

How the hell did he get off that easy?


No, he got arrested, the car was impounded. There was no way for him to avoid being grounded.
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#5
K, koo.
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#6
Cause he's a prince. Also, he's fresh.
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#7
actually, he got the pedobear seal of aproval

and then picked up some jailbait
#8
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No, he got arrested, the car was impounded. There was no way for him to avoid being grounded.



nice.

Sorry if this is considered spam, I'm hella tired. What would ya'll do if your kid did this?

I'd beat the shit out of him.
#9
Jailbait...how i miss that :-(
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#10
You think that's fucked up? Check out the I Want Candy lyrics

I know a girl who's tough but sweet
She's so fine she can't be beat
She's got everything that I desire
Sets the summer sun on fire

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Go to see her when the sun goes down
Ain't no finer girl in town
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered
So sweet, you make my mouth water
Ohhhh!
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey)x2

Candy on the beach, there's nothin' better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Someday soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have candy all the time
Ohhhh!

I want candy
I want candy
I want candy
I want candy

Candy in the morning time
Candy in the hot sunshine
Candy, baby can't you see
All I want is your Candy (x2)

All I want is your Candy (hey..hey..hey..hey)
All I want is your candy.
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#11
This is immediately what i thought of when i saw the thread title.


They say, we're just playin' games
That it isn't real... but its what we feel, oh yeah
And they say, it doesn't make sense
That we're just wastin' time...and they wonder why, yeah

You know we got, our own special language
That only we can speak, ooh...oh yea
And parents never know just what it means, oh no...

(Chorus)
They don't understand, how we communicate
Oh so many things, that we do and say
They don't really get, what its all about
No they never will understand Pokemon

I can't explain, if they don't know why
Ya see its everywhere, well...they must be blind, whoa
Pika-what? and Geo-who? it just goes to prove
They don't have a clue, no no...

Ya know we got our own world to live in, yeah
An we're so far apart, oh yes we are
To make it clear I don't know where to start, oh no

(Chorus)
They don't understand, how we communicate
Oh so many things, that we do and say
They don't really get, what its all about
No they never will understand Pokemon

Ya know we got, our own special language
That only we can speak
And parents never know just what it means...
What it means...

(Chorus)
They don't understand, how we communicate
Oh so many things, that we do and say
They don't really get, what its all about
No they never will understand Pokemon
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