#1
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest and most famous joke riddles still in use in the English language. The most common answer to this riddle is "To get to the other side." When asked at the end of a series of other riddles, whose answers are clever, obscure, and tricky, this answer's obviousness and straight-forwardness becomes part of the humor. Some psychologists believe the riddle's humor comes from the fact that its answer is expected to be funny, but is not.

So why did the chicken cross the road?
#4
A duck is standing on the pavement (side walk if you're American) and is waiting for a gap in the traffic. The chicken runs to up to him and says "Don't do it! You'll never hear the last of it!"
#5
Because he was about to be killed and sold as produce to the grocery store near your house. That's right. YOU'RE THE REASON THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD!
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#7
Hmm, someone get this guy banned. He's covertly advertising the links in his sig.
#9
I REALLY hope this thread doesn't become 'epic'
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#10
pfft.. Why did the chicken cross the road?

to stop a bunny commiting suicide
thats why
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#11
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got highhhh...la da da da da da
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#12
To use the 'searchbar' conveniently located on the other side of the road. To bad UG isn't on that side of the road.

More to the point what was the chicken doing out of the farm/kitchen?

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#13
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Earlier that morning the farmers daughter had inadvertently left the gate
to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set
for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply
distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the
added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother
was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her
quite forgetful and distracted of late.

Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually
encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging
itself in a soybean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture
removalists van as it attempted to make its way home.

Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental
Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken,
being a bantam caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen
trout fisherman.

"Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for
excellent trout flys". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most
iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope.
He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the
clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Part of a the CIA's specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson.

His objective? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous Polish scientist, Dr. Poppycockski.

Dr. Poppycockski, code name: ****, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.
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#17
Because Slash was on the other side of the road playing an epic solo and the chicken was like OMG! but he got ran over halfway across the road and no one much cared...
#18
why did the chicken get cross the road
to get to the other side
why did the roaster cross the road
cause it was nailed to the chicken
more of the same bad humour
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