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#1
Hey, so i woke up, gottta go to school, i dont want to though....so i figured id make this thread.
I think the best reason to not go to school is if u have diarrhea, but they wont let us use the restrooms in school during class because people lit the soap dispensers on fire
#4
haha they lit the sopa dispensers? morons xD

well a good reason would be headaches.. u can tell them ur head hurts so bad and u wanna go home and they wont be able to figure anything out.. or u break ur own nose and stay home for a while
#6
The worst reason to stay home is because you're so epically lazy that you can't be arsed going.
#7
Start hurling, play off a headache, be loud.
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Best reason for staying home from school....... I graduated in 1987

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#9
shit, if i have to take a dump, i don't care what a teacher says, i'm going to the restroom.

it's either that or drop one right in the middle of class.....

edit: the soap dispensers remind me of when i was in school. our janitor stopped stocking the bathrooms with toilet paper also, he tried to sell my sister crack
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#10
You-Moooom, can I stay home from school?
Mom-Why, what's wrong?
You-... Extreme sexual exhaustion
Mom-Oh, that's odd, your sister said that same thing, I geuss you can stay home with her
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#11
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#12
just say sumthing like fred durst is an asshole, you should probably get a week off for saying that.
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Hey, so i woke up, gottta go to school, i dont want to though....so i figured id make this thread.
I think the best reason to not go to school is if u have diarrhea, but they wont let us use the restrooms in school during class because people lit the soap dispensers on fire


i have a better reason...
Violent diarrhea
#15
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shit, if i have to take a dump, i don't care what a teacher says, i'm going to the restroom.

it's either that or drop one right in the middle of class.....
At my school one guy actually pissed in the middle of class because the teacher didn't let him go to toilet.
#16
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You-Moooom, can I stay home from school?
Mom-Why, what's wrong?
You-... Extreme sexual exhaustion
Mom-Oh, that's odd, your sister said that same thing, I geuss you can stay home with her
You-Damn straight


I would quote that if i could be stuffed..

but they wont let us use the restrooms in school during class because people lit the soap dispensers on fire


Whatever happened to clogging the toilets with roles of toilet paper? Its an oldie but a goody

Lucky for me i don't have to put up with school and the randomly insane and stupid excuses associated with avoiding anymore, i graduated a few weeks ago
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#18
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i have a better reason...
Violent diarrhea

Not just violent diarrhea, explosively violent diarrhea
#19
Because you just wanna play video games
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#20
To have sex with your girlfriend, accompanied by burning inscence and mellow tracks.
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#23
hmm how about combining explosive violent diarrhea with the in-ability to bend your legs at the knees.??
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#25
Best way to get a day off school?

wake up in the middle of the night screaming, the run across the house shouting things like "BEGONE DEMONS" and throwing rice, make sure you parents see you. You screams have to be realistic, you're in agony and pain, wet yourself at a sink so you look like you've been sweating. Let your parents calm you down slowly and take you back to bed. Repeat this process 3-4 times as required, then return to bed. Before everyone wakes up, sit in a corner in your room rocking back and forth, make sure you're wet once again so you apear to be sweating. Stare directly at a wall and don't break contact, say things under your breath almost chant like. As soon as someone walks in on you they'll think you're possesed or crazy or something (Works really well in a christian family). Hey presto, day off (y)
#27
"I ate something really bad at a restaurant last night, and now there's an unknown alien species inside me slowly eating me inside out and shutting my organs down one by one.. it keeps telling me that your next if u don't let me go home now, i suggest u listen to it miss"

my friend actually tried this one.. didn't work =[
sex
drugs
rock&roll
speed
weed
birth control
lifes a b***h until we die
so f**k this s**t
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#30
diarrhea is a good reason to stay home, don't wanna poo your pants.

i've stayed home for lame reasons. this semester i stayed home to watch a bunch of episodes of The A-Team on my computer, and back in third grade i convinced my mom i was sick so i could play my brand new copy of Zelda: OoT
#32
You could always say you have Amoebic Dysentery and that should take a few days for everyone to figure out its a big word for explosive, and often bloody, diarrhea
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Quote by ulikethatdoya
Hey, so i woke up, gottta go to school, i dont want to though....so i figured id make this thread.
I think the best reason to not go to school is if u have diarrhea, but they wont let us use the restrooms in school during class because people lit the soap dispensers on fire



soaps combustable?[sp]
#35
driving to see Whitesnake (which i did) or even to see AC/DC (which i will do) is always a good one. Failing that, you want to play monopoly?
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#36
To play Fallout 3.
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#38
How about just going to school? Dumb teen.
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#39
When you wake up lightly hold your breath. If you can do it comfortably for about a minute at a time while taking breaks inbetween breaths, your face should start looking pale. Complain of any common illness and run to the bathroom kinda regularly. That should keep you home. Don't let up on the routine until a little after lunchtime, that way most likely it would be a waste of time for a parent to drive you there.

If that somehow fails, try this. If your school is anything like my old school, it shouldn't be all that hard to just walk out the back door. Just go to school, and walk out the door before the first bell rings. Then enjoy about 8 hours to yourself. If you see a cop, don't look scared or hide. They should leave you alone.

I once missed 80 days of school in the 6th grade and passed, so this should work.
#40
having the caretaker rape you with his broom would be a good reason to stay and home

committing arson in the sports hall also works
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