#4
Quote by Josh Shiells
This is irrelevant to my interests.


+1. But why the hell would you put your money in a hole in the desert?

See, this is why i think all americans are retards.
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#5
lol, I love the onion

"It's like they say, you have to throw money in the hole and light it on fire to make money."
#6
Quote by alfonzo99
+1. But why the hell would you put your money in a hole in the desert?

See, this is why i think all americans are retards.


*facepalm*
#7
Seriously, they should stop doing that. Sooner or later a load of armed gangs'll come along and steal the whole lot.
It's ridiculous.
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#8
Quote by alfonzo99
+1. But why the hell would you put your money in a hole in the desert?

See, this is why i think all americans are retards.


you do realize this is satire, right?
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
#9
Quote by faint_spirit
you do realize this is satire, right?

Yes, yes he does.
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#10
Quote by alfonzo99
+1. But why the hell would you put your money in a hole in the desert?

See, this is why i think all americans are retards.


ITS SATIRE YOU DOLT!
#11
Quote by dudius
ITS SATIRE YOU DOLT!

He knows that.
Though let's face it. You guys ARE dumping money in holes.
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haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#12
I think alfonzo knows that it is satire. He was attempting to make a joke. He didn't quite pull it off.
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#13
I for one am offended. If we can't dump our money in a hole, we might as well stop taking out loans for things we can't afford. It goes against the American way!
#14
It is true that being able to dump your money wherever you want is another thing that's really cool about America.

Sarah Palin Ftw!

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#15
people have been throwing money into holes from the very beginning, the earliest example of this practice is called prostitution, and is practiced to this very day.
#17
"but what about other holes, the soldier hole, the energy hole"
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#18
Quote by damskippy
people have been throwing money into holes from the very beginning, the earliest example of this practice is called prostitution, and is practiced to this very day.



Ya gotta love the Onion.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#19
The best thing about Onion threads are the people that think they're real news articles.

I love you, The Onion.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#20
Quote by Base Ics
He knows that.
Though let's face it. You guys ARE dumping money in holes.


it didnt seem like he knew, but i'll take your word for it.

and yes, its a sad fact that America is throwing money away. its just the world we live in, i guess; people have become consumers.