#1
Hope there isn't already a thread on this, I did searchbar.

It's been occuring to me a lot recently that some songs really are in need of parody or re-write. The one that comes to mind most atm is the new Duffy one. I seem to be one of the few people who cannot stand any of her songs, or her voice. Her song 'Rain on Your Parade' REALLY needs to be changed to 'Piss on Your Bonfire' or similar.

Is this a stupid thread? Or are there some songs you really want to change?
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#3
Already mentioned before (by another poster in a different thread) but the Katy Perry song "I Kissed a Girl".
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#4
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Already mentioned before (by another poster in a different thread) but the Katy Perry song "I Kissed a Girl".

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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#5
Glaswegian Bohemian Rhapsody...

Is it the Buckfast, is it the methadone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine an' talk wi' a whine like meeeee...
Am just a weegie, gie us yer Sunny D.
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer Da;
Slash yer dug, ride yer Maw!
Any way the Clyde flows,
Disnae really metter tae me... tae meeeee...

Haw Maw, just chibbed some bam,
Buckie bottle tae the heid,
Noo the f*ckin' b*stard's deid!
Haw Maw, Um just oan parole,
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...
Haw Maw, ooh ooh-ooh ohh,
Never meant tae steal yer purse,
But if I'm no aff the smack this time the morra'.
Kerry oot, kerry oot!
An we'll go oot oan the batter!

Too late, the bailiff's here,
Sends shivers doon ma spine,
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time.
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go,
Got tae go and rip some wank fae up the scheme.
Haw Maw, ooh ohh-ooh ooh
I'm such a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all...

I see a little silhouetto of a bam,
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightning, very very fright'ning to me!
Twenty Mayfair, (twenty mayfair)
Twenty Mayfair, (twenty mayfair)
Twenty Mayfair and some skins,
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me,
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound fur a wee cup o tea?
Get tae f*ck, skanky f*ck, will ye get a job?
For f*ck sake, No! I will no' get a job! - Get a job!
For f*ck sake, I will no' get a job! - Get a job!
For f*ck sake, Will you get a job! - Get a job!
Will no' get a job, get a job!
Stick yer f*cking job, get a job, get a job! No, no, no, no, no, no...
Oh gonorrhea! Gonorrhea!
Gonorrhea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for me, for meeeee!?

So you 'hink you can slash me and pish in my eye?
So ye 'hink ye can chib me an' leave me to die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, wait till I'm right oot ma nut!
f*ck all really matters; any c*nt can see,
f*ck all really matters, f*ck all really matters tae me!
#6
Me and some buds are going to metal-up the song Train kept a rollin' by the Yardbirds.
#8
Actually, my cousin and i are trying to work out a folk version of I Cum Blood. Should come out quite nicely. It all started at a gig he was playing, one of the other bands were playing a paramore song and i kept singing i cum blood in a really high pitched voice. Twas a horrible song, made better by the excretion of blood from my penis. I'll let you know how it goes...
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#9
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@Chen-min, that was awesomeness beyond words.


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#10
Chen-min, that was epic. Someone needs to record that immediately!

Metal Mika sounds good, I don't think you could get further from metal. Isn't he the one that has a lollypop woman on stage with him or something similarly brightly coloured and hyper?
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#11
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Chen-min, that was epic. Someone needs to record that immediately!

Metal Mika sounds good, I don't think you could get further from metal. Isn't he the one that has a lollypop woman on stage with him or something similarly brightly coloured and hyper?


High-pitched vocals, thinks he's Freddy Mercury, actually very catchy

One of his songs was called Lollipop. Although it's best not to judge him by his singles, because he has some very good songs on the album.
#12
im workin on a Rock/R.A.T.M version of Dance Wiv Me - Dizzee Rascal/Calvin Harris...

If only i had a killswitch.....
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#13
Scarlet Rose by Edguy.
I absolutely LOVE the music, but the vocals and lyrics I despise. =/
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@Chen-min, that was awesomeness beyond words.


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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#16
Ah, to the dude doing the Dizzee Rascal thing, I would recommend you try and listen to Keane's cover of that, mixed with 'Another One Bites The Dust', twas tre awesome.

And personally, I've always thought you could easily make something rather dark out of the Little Bo Peep thing. If I could do Frank Miller style graphic novels, I'd probably start with one about her. Randomness.
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#19
I am doing a metal cover of "Babys on fire" Brian Eno. Its harder than I thought.
#20
haha at the Weegie one.

A friend of mine once rewrote Paradise City about Dundee.

The only bit I can remember is the chorus though

Take me down to Tannadice city, where there's Ford Escorts and the flats are shitty
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haha at the Weegie one.

A friend of mine once rewrote Paradise City about Dundee.

The only bit I can remember is the chorus though

Take me down to Tannadice city, where there's Ford Escorts and the flats are shitty


That's amazing!
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#23
Oh, and I did St. Jimmy by Green Day once. Again, can only remember a bit of it:

"St. Jimmy's coming up my anal passageway,
I love that feeling, I love being gay"
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#24
I used to sing Bon Jovi's 'Complicated' with my friend in primary school. We changed the subject to constipation and suitable hilarity ensued. Unfortunately we only ever did the chorus.
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#25
There's a riff in Imperium by Machine Head http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPFPRSZDXp0 at 3:24 in this video, which I love, but it's pretty metalcore, so my drummer and I want to write a really cliched metalcore song from it, more cliched metalcore than As I Lay Dying and All That Remains combined.
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#26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_UyP4qb6-0
Didn't really need to be remade, but I like it.

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If only i had a killswitch.....

I don't really listen to Killswitch Engaged, but do they ever...y'know...


...engage the killswitch?
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#27
OOOH I've done a parody of Teenagers by MCR once. Just found it:

They’re gonna clean up their rooms,
With all their polish n’ brooms,
So they can sit down n’ slit their wrists…

because they have little friends,
want all their lives to end,
And to those who don’t they raise their fists

Because us boys never please,
We’re beggin on our knees,
Let’s go and hide in the dark like moles.

So now we sleep with a gun,
And they sleep with their mum,
I say we kill them those desperate assholes

Well I say teenagers scare the living shit out of you,
All they like is to eat, drink and screw,
They darken their clothes,
And shove crack up their nose,
Tryin to fit in with the crew

The teenage girls in the pub,
Their pregnant bellies they rub,
To feel the baby that’s kicking inside,

Oh’ as they puke in the sink,
They say buy me a new drink,
This generation has lost its pride


... This was 2 years ago, so excuse the shittyness.
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#28
Youtube version of a nirvana song
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#31
Ex On Fire (Sex On Fire by Kings Of Leon)

Come join the buffet
It's nice and brown
It's well done cooking
Done Cooking

She left you crying
She did it to me
Let us start eating
Eating

Yeeeaaahhhh
Your ex is on fire

The dark of the marrow
Crispness of skin
The head is all gooey
It's gooey

Here's a big fork
And a big knife
Join in the fun
Good eating for all

Yeeeaaahhhh
Your ex is on fire
Consumed
Cause she was a liar

Hot as a fever
Picked to the bones
I can just taste it
Taste it

It's not boiled liver
It's not fried chicken
Oh it's still the greatest
The greatest
The greatest

Yeah
Your ex is on fire
Yeah
Your ex is on fire
Consumed
Cause she was a liar
And Yeahhhhh
Your ex is on fire
Consumed
Cause she was a liar