#1
So pit...
I think the best I've ever seen from someone is "I can't talk now, Herpes"
He was actually watching Heroes.

Your turn.
meh
#2
My friend : How're you?
Me: I'm doing god right now.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#3
Probably the title of the grammar nazi thread...

'grammar nazis untie'


(a mod did it on purpose to piss them off, genius)




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#4
my teacher typed "tits" on a test once....
OMG...i'm a girl.


GOO INDIGO TEAM!

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#5
My favourite typo I ever did was "Large Hardon Collider", and I did that WAY before 4chan made a thing of it.
#6
My drunken typos

/thread

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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#7
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my teacher typed "tits" on a test once....

I lol'd!!!
The funniest think I seen was when my teacher wrote on the back of a groups presentation about volcanoes, it has hot ass instead of ash.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#8
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My drunken typos

/thread


I can actually type normally when i'm drunk.
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#10
On Curb Your Enthusiasm, when they have an obituary for a relative, and Larry does a typo, and 'beloved aunt' becomes 'beloved c unt' lmao
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#11
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I can actually type normally when i'm drunk.

Lucky bugger

Something I said in the hugging thread when I came back from the club on my birthday a few days ago - "(hidy as a srunk girl hugs*"

I have NO IDEA what the hell I was meaning to say ~sigh~
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#12
Not sure if these count entirely, but:

"Sorry, We're Open"
"Kids Exchange" (but there was no space between. kidsexchange it read)
"Emily Williams Ph.D, The rapist."
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#13
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On Curb Your Enthusiasm, when they have an obituary for a relative, and Larry does a typo, and 'beloved aunt' becomes 'beloved c unt' lmao


Yea that was funny, Larry David....great show!
#14
Quote by A8039077
On Curb Your Enthusiasm, when they have an obituary for a relative, and Larry does a typo, and 'beloved aunt' becomes 'beloved c unt' lmao


That's a great show, we always watch it in our English class
#18
"So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"
#19
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"So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"


Her step-dad
#20
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"So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"


Mum, perhaps?

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;D
#21
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My friend : How're you?
Me: I'm doing god right now.


i lol'd
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#22


Now thos os tho story oll oboot how
My lofe got flopped, torned opsode down
Ond Id loke to toke o monote jost sot roght thore
Oll toll you how O bocome tho pronce of o town colled bol-or

On wost pholodolphio born ond roised
On tho ployground whor o spont most of my doys
Chollong out, moxing, roloxing oll cool
Ond oll shooting some b-boll outsode of tho school
Whon o couple of goys who wore op to no good
Storted moking trouble on mo noghbourhood
O got on one lottle foght ond mo mom got scored
Ond sod youre movong woth your ontie ond oncle on bol-or

O whostled for o cab ond whon ot come nor tho
Loconseplote sod frosh ond hod o doce on tho morror
Of onythong O could soy thot thos cob wos rore
Bot O thought now forgot ot, yo home to bol-or

O polled op to o house obout sovon or oight
Ond O yolled to tho cobby yo, homes smoll yo lotor
Looked ot mo kongdom O wos fonolly thore
To sot on mo throne os tho pronce of bol-or
#23
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Now thos os tho story oll oboot how
My lofe got flopped, torned opsode down
Ond Id loke to toke o monote jost sot roght thore
Oll toll you how O bocome tho pronce of o town colled bol-or

On wost pholodolphio born ond roised
On tho ployground whor o spont most of my doys
Chollong out, moxing, roloxing oll cool
Ond oll shooting some b-boll outsode of tho school
Whon o couple of goys who wore op to no good
Storted moking trouble on mo noghbourhood
O got on one lottle foght ond mo mom got scored
Ond sod youre movong woth your ontie ond oncle on bol-or

O whostled for o cab ond whon ot come nor tho
Loconseplote sod frosh ond hod o doce on tho morror
Of onythong O could soy thot thos cob wos rore
Bot O thought now forgot ot, yo home to bol-or

O polled op to o house obout sovon or oight
Ond O yolled to tho cobby yo, homes smoll yo lotor
Looked ot mo kongdom O wos fonolly thore
To sot on mo throne os tho pronce of bol-or


Ahahahahahaha. That made my day. I love Woll Smoth pictures XD
I officially love you.
#24
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ummmmmmmmmmm its gone

oh yeh

on msn

"how are you today"

"im naked, been really busy"

"wat."


omg that ACTUALLY happened to me the other day

was funneh lol
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#25
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My drunken typos

/thread



Indeed.
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#26
I made a thread on this once. "I'll be back in a few sex" is a common one.
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