#1
I have to write a childrens book for my early childhood occupations class... and I figured if I came to pit I would get funny ideas.

Edit: I'm thinking more 4-5 year old. So far mommy says no to:
eating toothpaste
pulling cats tail
drawing on daddy's face when he's sleeping
eating dog food
painting the doors
rolling in mud

then at the very end the boy will ask mommy if she will read him a story and she says yes.


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Last edited by jemjabella42 at Nov 14, 2008,
#2
Im in your class.
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#3
You came to the pit, for ideas for a CHILDRENS book, you're just asking for rape or pedo jokes.
#5
Rape
Incest
Porn
Drugs

/generic pit answer

Seriously now,

Sweets/Candy, whatever you call it
Staying up late?
Going out to play with a friend?
Playing video games?
#6
A book on the dangers of pedobear and how to avoid him ?
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#7
do not talk to strangers
do not think that pedo bear is cute just because he is a bear.
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#8
Do not touch the toilet lid then put your fingers in your mouth no matter how good it may taste.
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#9
It should go something like this:

Once upon a time, I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the liscence plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

I'll let you make up the rest
#10
Yeah, I once wrote a childrens book...it was called..."Everyone is different".
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Do not touch the toilet lid then put your fingers in your mouth no matter how good it may taste.

I took a sip of water when I read that. That sip tasted horrible.

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#12
She'd say no to power tools.
Wearing a Halloween costume on a daily basis.
Dying the dog's hair funny colors.

Personal experience. (Mom wouldn't let me have any fun when I was younger )
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#13
Kids running with scissors
Kids jamming forks/knifes into the plug socket
" not holding onto the railing when they're running down the stairs
" eating spiders/worms
" playing pokemon