#1
So I turn to the pit once again. I have a English paper that is due, well its been due for about 3 months now I can just think of a topic. It is a narrative and can be over just about anything , I just can not decide what

so I turn to all of you in the pit.
#2
How Dr Bob lives his life with Quantum Mechanics.

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#3
well if ya wanna get deep, research something about psychology. I did a paper on Anima and Animus this year for english and everyone thought i was like 4x smarter than I really am. It's really interesting, especially if you're a tool fan.
#6
About a man who lacks creativity and is so indifferent to what he actually he bases his work on, he relies on a forum of 14 year old teenagers who tell him that his best bet would be to base his work on masturbation, rape and porn.
The man follows their advice, writes his paper and feels somewhat proud of himself.
The mans tutor comes to read his work and is deeply offended by his choice of topic, reporting the work to the head of educational institute he works for.

The man who wrote the piece is cast out from the school and shunned by his family for not coming up with an idea that can be based on wherever his imagination is limited to.


On a serious note, what interests you? What do have an above average knowledge of? Base it on that.
#8
Quote by jiminizzle
write about the fog in the corner of windows in january.


That's not fog, jiminizzle, it's cond. ens. sation sation sation sation...
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#11
Quote by Kensai
That's not fog, jiminizzle, it's cond. ens. sation sation sation sation...


Is there an echo in here?

Hello?

Hello...

Hello...

Hello...

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#12
write about the multiple definitions of the word "dude".
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#13
Quote by Ziggums
Fog actually is Condensation.


It's a family guy reference you brute
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