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#1
There has been thousands of christmas songs of every type, except from a rap....

so lets make a christmas rap....

1 line each leading on from the user above

ill start:

' I bought da christmas tree'
#2
"it was too tall for me"
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#5
and ma bitches started to suck me
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#10
working as a slave i wanna be
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#11
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working as a slave i wanna be


a muthafkn bucket of wings....
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#13
lovely suga kingpin wing
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#15
fucking it while wearing blingbling
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#17
pupesco majesco contexto
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#22
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lmao

I'm bored so I'll summon one up:

N****z can you hear me,
Comin' down yo' chimney,
Rat-a-tat-tat,
dropping mah sack,
Look at all yo' presents I got you here,
Yet only a mince pie for me and carrot for mah deer,
I don't give a shit,
Mah wife is fit,
I only do this once a year.
#23
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to the tic tac toe


No woo hoe
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#24
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lmao

I'm bored so I'll summon one up:

N****z can you hear me,
Comin' down yo' chimney,
Rat-a-tat-tat,
dropping mah sack,
Look at all yo' presents I got you here,
Yet only a mince pie for me and carrot for mah deer,
I don't give a shit,
Mah wife is fit,
I only do this once a year.


I rather enjoyed your rap sir.
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#27
reppin the red n white da-chinga-ling-ching
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#29
lol...
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#30
coming hard with da nigaawhat fing
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#32
now you score bithces, ka-ching.
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#33
and my duck sauce is for you,
i can do kung foo,
kick your favourite jew,
coz your a new - be
ill teach you ti-chi
rip your small willie - put it in the bin
punch your chin
christmas food
get a life dude
chicken and rice
that aint nice
all about turkey
not a lot of work -ey
coz ill murk -ye
#34
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now you score bithces, ka-ching.


hang money on my neck, golden are my limbs
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I'm funny

BLUES
#35
and fake money is for pimps
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#37
or athletic wimps
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#39
and it looks like a fking chimp
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