#1


She's like 14 and in 6th grade, and she won't stop leaving me messages saying "you're so sexy, date me please" I wouldn't send her one of these shoops, but i want to see what the pit can do.

also, inb4 asianface
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#2
She's your sister isn't she? Just hit it already you wimp.
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#3
i believe this needs no photoshopping
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#6
She's 14 in 6th grade?


Is she a dum-dum?


...No, she can't be both ugly and dumb... unless she's really athletic or something?
#8
every holes a goal

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#10
Quote by Kensai
She's your sister isn't she? Just hit it already you wimp.

You caught me!

Damn you Kensai
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#11
Don't be a dick, tap that with your stick.

I'm sorry, that wasn't right. Don't do anything, I don't want to be determined an accomplice on To catch a predator.

Bye.
#13
Quote by Kensai
She's your sister isn't she? Just hit it already you wimp.


I agree.

14? 6th grade?! Holy shit.
Is she stupid?!
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#14
Quote by oscar666
14
and ur posting her on the net
isnt that illegal


What..? I think its legal to put pictures of children on the internet. If they were naked then that's a different story.
#15
Quote by oscar666
14
and ur posting her on the net
isnt that illegal


If she's not naked, it doesn't matter.


Oh please, god... don't let there be nudes of her...
#16
thats your girlfriend!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#17
Quote by ScythePuppet
What..? I think its legal to put pictures of children on the internet. If they were naked then that's a different story.


dont yuu need consent?
or is posting on myspace or w.e considered consent
#18
I cant even get on myspace anymore
Every time i log on she sends me, and i am not exaggerating, a message every minute until i reply
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#19
Quote by Kensai
She's your sister isn't she? Just hit it already you wimp.


Id hit that...


... i'd hit that running.

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#22
Quote by luvsmygf13
I agree.

14? 6th grade?! Holy shit.
Is she stupid?!



LMFAO, I was Already in High school at that age, she must be slow.
D;
#23
hey,can i do her instead?
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#24
Quote by saitenslayer
hey,can i do her instead?


huh? ex-squeese me? baking powder? ....
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#26
As already said, I don't think it really needs shooping.


Unless by shooping you mean sex, then yes, if you're the BDSM type, because screwing her would definitely be a punishment against yourself.
#27

Whats that? You want another pic?

Someone please combine that "wat" motivational pic with this one
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#29
Quote by landerson
She has a freakishly big nose, and a big forehead. And possibly a penis.

anyone want to test this theory?
>_>
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#30
You are so mean. (i still lol'd)
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#31
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
anyone want to test this theory?

Quote by saitenslayer
hey,can i do her instead?


We found the man for the ...sacrifice.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#32




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#34
She looks like a depressed jumbo jet.

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