#1
Ok i am the best man at my dads wedding next saturday, i have most of the speech done, but i am really struggling on this part, i hope someone can help me.

"I know how much time and effort has gone into the planning of this wedding, they deserved the best and apart from this speech i think today has been a very special event and being here witnessing it all come together for them today has"

Just need something to end that paragraph.

Thanks i hope someone can help me.
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#2
Have some insider joke 'tween you and the groom.

And a memory your friends will remember.
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#4
My uncle was best man for my other uncle and he totally winged it, but it looked so prepared.

It was an awesome speech.
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#5
inb4 :rape, fap, i cum blood, over 9000 ETC.
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#6
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Open with a joke.

This isn't the very opening, the opening is already done.
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#7
Dad, Thank you for finally making Mom an honest woman.
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#8
"... and witnessing it all come together has really shown me just how much two people can love each other. It's been a privelige to be the best man at the wedding of the groom, one of my best friends, my father. It fills me with happiness that he and *insert wife's name here* found each other, and I wish them nothing less than a fantastic life together, and to welcome *wife's name* into the family."
#10
She isn't my mother, this is his second marrige
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#11
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Asking pit for wedding advice...this should be fun.




nvm, delriumbassist just /threaded it
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#12
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Asking pit for wedding advice...this should be fun.



I have nothing to lose, maybe i will get a handful of mature responses.
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#13
Quote by Deliriumbassist
"... and witnessing it all come together has really shown me just how much two people can love each other. It's been a privelige to be the best man at the wedding of the groom, one of my best friends, my father. It fills me with happiness that he and *insert wife's name here* found each other, and I wish them nothing less than a fantastic life together, and to welcome *wife's name* into the family."



wow, that is REALLY good. you don't see stuff like this in the pit usually

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"... and witnessing it all come together has really shown me just how much two people can love each other. It's been a privelige to be the best man at the wedding of the groom, one of my best friends, my father. It fills me with happiness that he and *insert wife's name here* found each other, and I wish them nothing less than a fantastic life together, and to welcome *wife's name* into the family."

That looks pretty sound man, i think i might have to use it!

Big thanks, i was hoping someone would give me some decent feedback
Gear:

  • ESP LTD SC 207
  • Washburn X200 PRO E
  • Squier Strat (in bits LOL)
  • Line 6 Toneport ux1
#16
I was gonna say to do the wedding singer best man speech but, if its your dad....
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#17
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That looks pretty sound man, i think i might have to use it!

Big thanks, i was hoping someone would give me some decent feedback

I would have no problem standing up and speaking those words. Delirium done good.
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#18
"I know how much time and effort has gone into the planning of this wedding, they deserved the best and apart from this speech i think today has been a very special event and being here witnessing it all come together for them today IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!!!!
#19
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I know how much time and effort has gone into the planning of this wedding, they deserved the best and apart from this speech i think today has been a very special event and being here witnessing it all come together for them today has


Ahhhh, classic best man humour!
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#20
"Well i would like start off by saying that i nailed her harder then my dad ever could or will."

Then wing it from there.
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#21
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http://www.wedding-tips.co.za/weddingspeech/sample_speeches.htm

Although if I were you I'd want it more personal. Eh.


Are you kidding? Coming from people like him you certainly do. It was rather nice though, I do agree.

The last thing I saw delirium post was inferring that CoreysMonster was having erm... 'relations' with his mother.
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#23
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No-one was playing along with that goddammit. The Pit failed me that day. Hard.

Rest assured that even though I didn't post, I was lol'ing from the shadows.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#24
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Rest assured that even though I didn't post, I was lol'ing from the shadows.

I'm sorry I missed that one.
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#25
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Ahhhh, classic best man humour!

Cheers mate, i'm glad you think so

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"Well i would like start off by saying that i nailed her harder then my dad ever could or will."

Then wing it from there.

Maturity ftw.
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  • Washburn X200 PRO E
  • Squier Strat (in bits LOL)
  • Line 6 Toneport ux1
Last edited by Big_Rat at Nov 14, 2008,