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#1
Howdy,

Just looking for some quick advice, she's really down after failing a test, shes in Scotland so I can't do anything except for send her pictures and texts.

Last night I did a striptease to try and cheer her up, tonight I cant think of anything.

Please help ? Something fun, rather than romantic.
#2
Ok let me just use my amazing mind power to figure out what sort of person your girlfriend is and what she likes so I can tell you what to do.


... -.-
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#3
you play here teh geetahr, bcuz you can pleh it dunn u?
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#6
what test did she fail to make her that sad?
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#7
play a song for her over the phone
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Ok let me just use my amazing mind power to figure out what sort of person your girlfriend is and what she likes so I can tell you what to do.


... -.-


Oh yes, because giving me some general ideas is COMPLETELY impossible.
#10
Hold her, kiss her, tell her you love her and and that everything's alright, and don't let her go?
uhhhh, yea
#11
Bukkake. Now.
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#12
How many amoebas does it take to change a lightbuld?

One, no two, no hang on, four, eight....
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#14
Call up the local florist and send flowers and a bear.

You will be surprised how many chicks have never gotten flowers.
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what test did she fail to make her that sad?


She's doing medicine in Edinborough. Something in that general area. She doesn't want to talk about it.
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Call up the local florist and send flowers and a bear.

You will be surprised how many chicks have never gotten flowers.


Won't do anything for tonight though, I need to do something tonight over text.
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what test did she fail to make her that sad?

Pregnancy.
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Call up the local florist and send flowers and a bear.


and

... Bad idea.
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Call up the local florist and send flowers and a bear.

You will be surprised how many chicks have never gotten flowers.



Seconded, but without the bear. Bears are kinda scary. I've never liked bears, so don't take the chance! Send her chocolate and flowers. Chocolate = endorphins = happy.

If she's lactose intolerant and allergic to pollen, you might not wanna do this, however.
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#27
Something fun though ! Like a striptease, but not as sexy because she won't want that tonight.

(Sorry, just writing down my thoughts hoping it will help me come up with something myself). Thanks for the amoeba joke btw whoever wrote that, I just sent it to her
#28
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Seconded, but without the bear. Bears are kinda scary. I've never liked bears, so don't take the chance! Send her chocolate and flowers. Chocolate = endorphins = happy.

If she's lactose intolerant and allergic to pollen, you might not wanna do this, however.


Yeah, don't send her a bear. Send her a frog! Frogs are always cool!


/stolen joke.
#29
It would probably be better if it came from you rather than The Pit.
But just, I dunno, text her jokes?
#30
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Something fun though ! Like a striptease, but not as sexy because she won't want that tonight.

(Sorry, just writing down my thoughts hoping it will help me come up with something myself). Thanks for the amoeba joke btw whoever wrote that, I just sent it to her

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#31
tell her, youre nevver gonna give here up, you never gonna let her down, turn around and dessert her

Also mention that you never gonna maker her cry, say goodbye and hurt her.
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#32
Tell me where in Scotland she is...I'LL go cheer her up


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tell her, youre nevver gonna give here up, you never gonna let her down, turn around and dessert her

Also mention that you never gonna maker her cry, say goodbye and hurt her.

#34
Tell her a blind joke like this:
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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tell her, youre nevver gonna give here up, you never gonna let her down, turn around and dessert her

Also mention that you never gonna make her cry, say goodbye and hurt her.


Dessert?

Also, you forgot that he's never gonna tell her a lie.
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#36
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Dessert?

Also, you forgot that he's never gonna tell her a lie.


you sir have a sharp eye for little details, i salute you.
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#37
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Pregnancy.



Lol so she failed a pregnancy test? Unless she WANTS a baby, that isn't a bad thing...


And to answer the question, a simple phone call and a chat may make her feel a little better. Just being there for her without doing anything extravagant will at least let her know that she's in your thoughts.
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Lol so she failed a pregnancy test? Unless she WANTS a baby, that isn't a bad thing...


And to answer the question, a simple phone call and a chat may make her feel a little better. Just being there for her without doing anything extravagant will at least let her know that she's in your thoughts.

Yeah, this man is right, phone her.
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