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#3
Bullet to the head
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really, chuck norris jokes are getting really old now, who cares
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#4
he can run round the world quick enough to punch himself in the back of head so just force him to do that a few times
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#5
You ignore him, then he realizes nobody loves him, and the stupid jokes end
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#6
Quote by isildurs_bane
You ignore him, then he realizes nobody loves him, and the stupid jokes end

Exactly. Chuck Norris jokes are for 13 year olds, cut it out.
#7
You grow up.

/thread.
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#8
Be Bruce Lee
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#9
You go back to 2004, the year before he became invincible.
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#10
if chuck norris jokes were **** a few years ago, what makes you think they are cool now?

edit: i cant say |ame???
#12
you realize hes just another human
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#13
Seeing as he is olny human

Anything sharp, hot or fast should defeat him


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#14
carbonite his ass han solo style!!!
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#15
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#16
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if chuck norris jokes were **** a few years ago, what makes you think they are cool now?

edit: i cant say |ame???


you can' say ****?

hmmm, that's odd |_ /-\ /\/\ {-
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#17
Chuck Norris is to good for jokes we all know he cant be beaten by man, it takes a chinese person with the discipline of a thousand goats and the comedic know how of the 4th greatest martial artist...the one and only drunken master, Jackie Chan!
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#21
Look its been done befor you just avoid him till he tires out then snap his neck that what jet li did
#23
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#25
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Nobody listens to Slayer.

I think that's what he said.
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#29
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how does lameass cause cesoring???

Have no idea but it got censored right after that.
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#30
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how does lameass cause cesoring???


Probably because the mod or admin or whoever's responsible for the censorship thought that people were using the word too much, so the word would be taken away from them.

Now if they could make themselves useful and censor "Chuck Norris"
#31
two words Mike Huckabee
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#32
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This feat is not easy. I suggest deep freeze into the deep corners of the universe. What would you do?

Fucking idiot.

I also like how your dumbass sig says rap isn't real music. It just confirms any doubts I had.
#33
Someone please close this
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#34
easy, get him to say his name backwards to send him back to his home in the 5th dimension.

+1 for anyone who get's reference

edit: quit with the Noris Jokes I'm real sick of them
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#35
the pear of course
where have you been? the electric guitar forum???
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#36
Quote by Minkaro
Probably because the mod or admin or whoever's responsible for the censorship thought that people were using the word too much, so the word would be taken away from them.

Now if they could make themselves useful and censor "Chuck Norris"

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...modes and scales are still useless.


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#37
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easy, get him to say his name backwards to send him back to his home in the 5th dimension.

+1 for anyone who get's reference

edit: quit with the Noris Jokes I'm real sick of them

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#38
Quote by dubstar92
easy, get him to say his name backwards to send him back to his home in the 5th dimension.

+1 for anyone who get's reference

edit: quit with the Noris Jokes I'm real sick of them


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#39
by realising this isn't 2005 any more. Chuck Norris is so yesterday's new darling.
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