#1
have you ever wanted to be part of a group but they wouldn't let you in without some initiation test or some thing?

when 1 was 12 i had just joined a soccer (football for you english) team. everybody there knew each other from the year before when i didn't play. so i tried to hang with the awesome players. but they wouldn't let me unless i took of all my clothes except for singlet and undies and climbed the fence around the field (which had barbed wire on th top). so i took off all my clothes and started to climb. i was doing alright and got to the top and climbed over. but as i was puting my leg over the top of the fence (which was 3 and a half meters tall) i slipped and the barbed wire cut across my chest. it wasn't deep but it was really long and i feel three meters and broke my ankle. it was painfull but the but they respected me after that. i don't know why
#3
Sorry but what?

Don't spell I with a 1 plz.
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#4
I did thing so i DON'T get accepted.

...I guess i was always the antisocial kid.
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#5
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I did thing so i DON'T get accepted.

...I guess i was always the antisocial kid.



+1
#6
Football. Football! Not soccer

But yea, I ate a wax crayon sandwhich. Mainly for teh lulz though.

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#7
football (like not soccer, the other football where you hit people)

I got bent over on a chair and got my ass slapped with a giant wooden paddle by each member of the team from the previous year. it bled
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football (like not soccer, the other football where you hit people)

I got bent over on a chair and got my ass slapped with a giant wooden paddle by each member of the team from the previous year. it bled



So, you're a stonecutter eh?
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#9
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I did thing so i DON'T get accepted.

...I guess i was always the antisocial kid.


Way to go. Hardcore to the max.
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#10
Auditioned to get into a band I knew I would hate being in.

I got in easily, I hate to boast, but I was easily the best instrumentalist in that band, and playing songs you don't like with people you don't like who are on a lower level of musicianship than you is not fun.

It was really stupid on my part.
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#11
In my crosscountry team just this year. I ran with my shorts off in front of the girls just so they would lul. It worked though, so yeahh.
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#13
I never did anything to become a part of any group and such.

I guess I actually have a personality, I don't have to be an idiot for people to like me.
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So, you're a stonecutter eh?

SIMPSONS REFERENCE! Or at least, that's the first thing that came up when i googled it... anyway, I've just kinda hung out with all the females...works pretty well for me.
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SIMPSONS REFERENCE! Or at least, that's the first thing that came up when i googled it... anyway, I've just kinda hung out with all the females...works pretty well for me.



Gay. Btw, yeah Simpsons.
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#17
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In my crosscountry team just this year. I ran with my shorts off in front of the girls just so they would lul. It worked though, so yeahh.



did ye have undies?!?!?
#18
Ate dirt.


Really.



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#19
i took a bite of cereal from the liquids only container (container everyone who dont want cereal, drinks, etc. put there liquids). I made five dollars but lost my self-respect.
#20
We females have much less physically painful but far more convoluted and scheming acceptance rituals (as teenagers, at least). I can't say I could ever be bothered with any of it. I went to an all girl's school, too.

I never had any friends at secondary school, fancy that
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So, you're a stonecutter eh?

The paddling of the swollen ass... with paddles.
#23
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Let's just say it involved urethras, hot wax, and crying.

I like were this is going.
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I like were this is going.


I didn't have hot wax in my urethra, if that's what you were wondering. My friends put hot wax in some other guy's urethra. All I did was put my balls in his chicken salad. Didn't know why my friends wanted me to do that, though. Weird.
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Gay. Btw, yeah Simpsons.

Straight, just fancy the girls I hang out with...
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I didn't have hot wax in my urethra, if that's what you were wondering. My friends put hot wax in some other guy's urethra. All I did was put my balls in his chicken salad. Didn't know why my friends wanted me to do that, though. Weird.

Why exactly did they put hot wax in his urethra?
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#28
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when 1 was 12

When was the number one the number twelve?

Was this some historic even that I was somehow NOT invited to?
#29
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Why exactly did they put hot wax in his urethra?


Something about making a candle in the urethra so you can light the tip on fire so it looks like your penis shoots flames. I wasn't really paying attention when they were explaining the whole concept to me. I was too busy putting my balls in some guy's clam chowder.

On a side note, scalding your testicles is quite an enjoyable experience.
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On a side note, scalding your testicles is quite an enjoyable experience.

let me add that to my list...
#31
This isn't me, but we dared a kid to whack off in class and wipe it on the overhead projector. He did it. We respected him even less, but he did it. And didnt get caught
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#32
craziest thing i did to get accepted? learn guitar. i didnt have any friends at the time and i started hangin out with two guys who played guitar and i felt out of place so i took it up.
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#33
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Something about making a candle in the urethra so you can light the tip on fire so it looks like your penis shoots flames. I wasn't really paying attention when they were explaining the whole concept to me. I was too busy putting my balls in some guy's clam chowder.

On a side note, scalding your testicles is quite an enjoyable experience.

uh huh...
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#34
I killed Mephisto, Diablo and Baal within a few hours of eachother.