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#1
What is the meanest or most hurtful way possible to break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend that you can think of? And no, I'm not trying to find one to use for myself...but anyway, go.
#2
Most hurtful?

Uh... ripping each fingernail up and then stabbing to death.
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#3
Everyone says its the end of the world when you break up by text message. Fancy that.
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#4
umm...

"yeah... things just aren't working out between us... i wanna break up.


you're a *****"

idk.
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#5
go on a trip with her best friend, sleep with said best friend, take pics, mail said pics to her, and then leave a little message at the bottom

something like,

wish you were here, xoxo
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#6
facebook or texting. anywhere that's not face-to-face. gotta man-up to it
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#7
I don't know what the most hurtful way would be, but I'd imagine having sex with the most repulsive family member they have, videotaping it and then sending it to them with a note about how/why sex with them was so much better would be pretty bad. If she thinks grandma can satisfy you more than she ever could with those saggy funbags of hers you win.
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#8
Punch to the face, followed by rickrolling?
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#9
Take her a tray of brownies and a movie. Snuggle up and watch the movie, and let her eat some of the brownies.

Near the end of the movie, say you have to go to the bathroom, and sneak out.

At the end of the movie, have it set to play a clip of a girl sucking you off and spitting into the brownie mix.

"I love you baby!"
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#10
beating them over the head with a search bar
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#11
Give 'em abuse, and when they ask for mercy, psychologically destroy them

That usually works.
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#12
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#13
Take off her shoes and tell her she has hot feet. Then, steal her foot (somehow) and have an affair with it. She'll be so jealous.
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#14
Gettin' told at her sister's Birthday party...
I know, but that's my worst experience.
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#16
during or after sex,trust me.....
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#17
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during or after sex,trust me.....

I broke up with my last girlfriend as I was fingering her.

Great feeling.
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#18
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Take off her shoes and tell her she has hot feet. Then, steal her foot (somehow) and have an affair with it. She'll be so jealous.

You don't have to remove the foot (brutal if you do though...). You just have to ignore the rest of her and get all sorts of erotic with her feet anytime intimacy is initiated.
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Take her a tray of brownies and a movie. Snuggle up and watch the movie, and let her eat some of the brownies.

Near the end of the movie, say you have to go to the bathroom, and sneak out.

At the end of the movie, have it set to play a clip of a girl sucking you off and spitting into the brownie mix.

"I love you baby!"

This is so old

But still so funny to me

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#21
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#22
Saying that they're an ugly ***** and then saying you only dated them to see if you could get some, but then you realized there was nothing there to get. She got real mad...
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#23
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You don't have to remove the foot (brutal if you do though...). You just have to ignore the rest of her and get all sorts of erotic with her feet anytime intimacy is initiated.




You: I love you.
Her: Oh, why, tha-
You: SHUT UP, HOE. (to foot) Sorry, you have a beautiful ankle.
Her: Thank y-
You: BITCH, WHAT I TELL YOU? (make out with foot)
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#25
Absolute meanest way is at the alter.
Do you accept this woman?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Then push her down stairs.
#26
I told my ex-woman, "Hey, guess what?"

"What?"

"I dont know, go **** yourself, I'm with her now*points to a skwerril"
#28
Have sex with her and her sister and mother and at the end say:

Guy: "btw, I'm breaking up with you and I put a stick of dynamite in your vagina"
Girl: "wait, wa-BOOM!!"


I should probably clean up my living room now. >_>
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#29
yeah me and my gf recently broke up...

see what happened was i said mean things to her all the time, when she'd say something like about prom, i said 'i dont think this thing will last that long'

eventually she came up to me and said im breakin up with you...and i laughed....

but really, i think that's the best way to break up with someone, make mean comments until they break up with you, otherwise they might feel hurt.

is that right or do i just enjoy being cruel to women
#30
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Guy: "btw, I'm breaking up with you and I put a stick of dynamite in your vagina"
Girl: "wait, wa-BOOM!!"

i think i might sig that
#31
Guy - This isn't working out

Girl - What? Is there someone else?

Guy - Well... yea

Girl - OMG WHO?!

Guy - Your best friend...

Girls - OMG *insert female name*

Guy - No... Spike...
#32
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Punch to the face, followed by rickrolling?

Or on Valentine's day, send her a message on myspace or facebook.

MESSAGE: "I made a video to show how much I love. I will always love you no matter what."
Girl: *clicks on link*

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#33
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What is the meanest or most hurtful way possible to break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend that you can think of? And no, I'm not trying to find one to use for myself...but anyway, go.
"dammit girl, you're so fucking stupid, i'd rather read a Pit post by Jarusafes than hear you speak."

yeah, that would probably be as mean as it gets.
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#34
Making excuses, beating around the bush, and not telling the truth because they're afraid of "hurting your feelings". You already broke up with me, you might as well let me know why without anyw B.S. in there, or else I'm going to sit around wondering.

I guess that's more of a post brake up thing, but still.
#35
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"dammit girl, you're so fucking stupid, i'd rather read a Pit post by Jarusafes than hear you speak."

yeah, that would probably be as mean as it gets.



I'll take that as an insult...
#36
Drug them with sleep and pain pills.
Carve your goodbye note into them.
#39
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I'll take that as an insult...
ya think?
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